Whalecock Blowhole

A two-part masturbation move for males only. The first portion of the move is called the Whalecock. The process begins when a male takes his half-erect penis and inserts it into his own butthole. The phallus is then removed and smelled for arousal purposes. The cock is quickly placed back in the anus, and the male will proceed to ejaculate in his own butthole. This move is then followed by the Blowhole. The Blowhole begins as the male has just jizzed in his own asshole as a result of "Whalecocking." The masturbator will then proceed to fart at full power. The release of gas will cause the penis and fresh semen to fly out of the butthole in a sporadic and unpredictable manner often resulting in a poopy/cummy mess.

I can't believe your mom told us all that story about the time she caught you doing the Whalecock Blowhole to that Dane Cook video!

by Drake McIntyre June 7, 2009

In a while, pedophile

Often paired with See you later, masturbator

Person 1: In a while, pedophile"
Person 34: See you later, masturbator
Person 1: fag

by mcrobster October 10, 2009

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by POGGERSVHUN F November 3, 2020

Whale

Slang for a fat person. Primarily used to describe an obese person.

I'm not playing seven minutes if a whale is playing.

by bequeef May 12, 2021

Land Whale

Man or woman over 300 lbs.

The best land whale watching location is the Wal Mart near you.

by leeky10001 April 3, 2009

whale watcher

Person who likes to watch fat chicks out of his window

"Owen quit watching fat chicks out the window, you stupid whale watcher!

by dutch10 November 16, 2006

raining elephants and whales

violent thunderstorm accompanied by heavy rains and gusty winds

hey, it is raining elephants and whales today

by aatuif August 6, 2009