pet masturbation

When you proceed to jack your pet off and eventually use your mouth until they ejaculate

Mike attempted to perform pet masturbation but did it to hard and got bit

by trevelhasasmalldick March 20, 2017

office pet

A nickname for a person in the office whom you have a strong affinity for. Your office sweetheart.

Always knew I could count on you- office pet.

by anonymouslypostedby April 3, 2018

sia pet

Like the popular dated "Chia Pet" but referring to the singer Sia's crazy hair.

Dude, what's with Natalie?

She looks like hell, must have been out all night, that would explain the Sia Pet she's rocking!

by Rylucpicard June 27, 2017

Pet idiot

A person that owns pets but is completely clueless about them. Does not run a tight ship. Pets are typically destructive.

Tijuana Ronald McClownstro is a pet idiot. His dogs destroy his furniture and shoes.

by Mongrel-free March 2, 2024

Pets at home

China’s local kfc

Pets at home is my local kfc

by Need roblox gf August 7, 2021

pet fret

When an animal owner worries over the well-being of their pet when away.

Stop pet fretting. Jane is so good to animals. I'm sure your dog will be fine when you return.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Teacher's Pet

Probably one of the most self-centered egomaniacs you'll ever come across. They often flatter the teacher to gain favor, believe they must always achieve perfect scores on exams, essays etc. and tend to get others they don’t like into trouble. On top of that, they can't stand any criticism of the teacher, the school system, or even the assignments they’re given. If you so much as question anything, they’ll jump at the chance to lecture you, acting like you're somehow in the wrong for not agreeing with their perfect, unquestioning approach. And don’t even get them started on their grades, getting a 99% on a test is practically the end of the fucking world for them, as if anything less than perfect is a personal failure. And finally, they'll also remind the teacher about every homework assignment, sometimes even before it's due, just to make sure no one forgets and their precious record stays untarnished.

God I hate that fucking bitch so fucking much, I swear to god, if that teacher's pet reminds Mister Terrible one more time about the homework, I am going to kill her.

by Urban Infinity 2.0 November 23, 2024