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Aww Thanks 

Said by a straight single female to a straight single male friend, in the hopes of reminding him to immediately get back into the confines of the friend zone, and to never attempt to escape from it again.
“You’re one of the most intelligent and beautiful women I’ve ever met in my life. Women like you are truly special.”

“Aww Thanks”
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five cougars thanks 

The catch-cry to any woman with large breasts, or more amusingly, any man with large man boobs.

This catchcry is based upon the advertisement for Cougar Bourbon:
Man in bar queue: (VO, trying to remember the order he is making) Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. (He reaches the front of the queue, passing a confused-looking man with bourbon and cokes. He sees the bartender, a gorgeous, buxom blonde.)
Bartender: Yes?
Man in bar queue: Five Cougars thanks. (We see "Cougar Bourbon" is emblazoned upon the bartender's singlet top; the man blinks, confused.)
(Yelled at a fat cricketer who comes on to bat) Five cougars thanks!
five cougars thanks by Aspirex November 17, 2005

thanks in advance 

The last sentence found in questions asked by most people online. Commonly found in help forums or almost everywhere.

Often looked down upon by others, especially as a first impression.
"Can I get help with this function?

Thanks in advance!"
thanks in advance by Deathspawn February 5, 2010
Along with other terms such as thank you, ty, thnx, thanx, and tyvm (The latter 3 being used frequently in chatspeak), a way of showing gratitude for a gift or a favor/service done for you. The shortened form of "Thank you" used in informal situations, such as when talking with close friends or classmates.
"Hey John, I picked you up a couple of sandwiches and a bottle of Coke for later." "Thanks, Tom."
Thanks by Chaos6773 January 5, 2012
also reffered to as "them thangs"

means big, automatic weapons. AKs for example
"my hood down for whatever
we all ride with them Thangs"
Young Buck
Thangs by boom boom b August 28, 2004

Thanasis 

A guy with a very big dick.
He is handsome and very strong.
He can beat Frank up and will end your life if you talk shit about Lenin
Girl 1:I want thanasis fuck me
Girl 2: everyone does
Thanasis by Big dick nibbq October 23, 2019

Thanks for playing 

Something said after denying, owning, or shutting someone down. The phrase comes from playing games after the game is over, the winner says "Thanks for playing" to the loser.
Jim: Yo dawg that bitch thought I was cute and gave me a free drink.

Tom: For real? She gave me the whole meal free.

Jim: ....

Tom: Thanks for playing.

After the 2008 NBA Finals Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce turn to the Lakers and say:

THANKS FOR PLAYIN!