by vingratis March 19, 2009
Someone who is bigger then a douche bag, yet smaller then a douche canoe. Thus meaning the Douche Paddle For the Douche Canoe.
Person 1 - 'Alright, you get half a quarter of my burger.'
Person 2 - 'Dude I haven't eaten since yesterday!'
Person 1 - 'Too bad, fag.
Person 2 - 'Dude you are such a Douche Paddle.
Person 2 - 'Dude I haven't eaten since yesterday!'
Person 1 - 'Too bad, fag.
Person 2 - 'Dude you are such a Douche Paddle.
by JezzInMyPants November 02, 2009
A person who plays the card game yu-gi-oh! but is a giant cock, you can recognize a Yugi-Douche by the way he or she says your turn or by the way he or she smiles if they look like Richard Simmons with Botox then you have yourself a genuine Yugi-douche, the best way to beat a Yugi-Douche is to actually beat him or her with a shovel to death, that is all.
by truthbetold95 February 12, 2013
A good word to use when you want to talk about trump but you don’t want to say his last name
Also a good word to describe him
Also a good word to describe him
Let’s talk about Donald Douche
by Swag-o-Cato March 16, 2018
by MaryMack March 14, 2010
A street legal 'monster truck' that never actually sees work or dirt. Inspires the question 'how did he climb into that?'. Virtually always driven by a male (the 'douche'), driver rarely seen with a collar or without head gear of some sort (ball cap or cowboy hat preferred). Extra credit for diesels, especially with the 'stacks' coming up through the bed behind the cab in an attempt to replicate the look of an 18-wheeler, ironically rendering the vehicle even more useless.
"I can't see anything in front of me because this douche hammock is blocking both lanes." (coughing on diesel smoke)
by talltimo October 25, 2011
a douche bag that talks extremely loud when talking on a blue tooth headset in a small space like an elevator
by onsluaght94 March 14, 2009