wedding tackle

a reference to the male genitals as a lure for a mate, much like fishing lures are referred to as fishing tackle

My wedding tackle got tangled up in a bush.

by Ugly Dave September 7, 2007

Taco Wagon

A low riding car, usually a chevy with enormus rims and filled with wetbacks.

John: why do wetbacks drive taco wagons?

Bill: So they can cruise and pick vegitables at the same time!

by jd4960 April 2, 2011

Hotdog or Taco?

A question to ask anyone to figure out their true sexuality.

Dude: Hey, dude, HotDog or Taco?

Dude: Oh man, Tacos.

*STRAIGHT*

Dude: Hey, dude, Hotdog or taco?

Dude: Um, I guess I like hotdogs more.

*GAY*

by Hello Good sir. I am a bitch. August 13, 2010

tactically acquire

A term used to describe the act of stealthily obtaining items or gear you need. Only true ninjas are capable of tactically acquiring shit.

*Knifehand* Go tactically acquire some toilet paper, I don't have time to walk all the way over to the px and I don't want to bathe after I take a shit, you understand me?

by Kreator89 February 7, 2010

Tacit

Adjective;

Something implied but not expressed: understood or implied without being stated openly.

A tacit agreement.

by Jafje September 24, 2007

wedding tackle

male genitalia

Often used to alert caution about them.

Tackle is just an old fashioned word for equipment so it's the gear a man will need on his wedding night - he hopes. It's nothing to do with fishing or lures at all.

As the nurse placed a bowl of steaming hot soup on his lap, the old chap exclaimed, "Mind me wedding tackle, dearie!"

by Yeoman O' The Guard March 1, 2013

Tactical Straddle

Tactically straddling someone is a high-speed low-drag maneuver. Commonly used in Police and Military applications. Forcefully and tactfully squatting spread eagle over someones torso or face take control of the suspect. A Tactical Straddle can be executed with the suspect in the prone or supine position by placing both legs around them, as you would when riding a horse. Tacticalness is increased if wearing all black.

"I had to execute a tactical straddle to get control of a suspect last night. Once I had his torso straddled, I was able to overcome his resistance and take full control."

JB "Hey D, heard you had to manhandle that guy in the cell last night, how did you get control of him?"

D "It was easy, I just executed a Tactical Straddle to get him into submission."

by RDMC2 April 14, 2014