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spider on the wall

Closely related to fly on the wall.

In party positions, someone who would be considered a fly on the wall except they are less concerned with the situation at hand, and more concerned with finding any fly on the wall. A spider on the wall's intent could be for benefit, malice, or curiosity.

The more aggressive, attentive or insightful fly on the wall of flies on walls.

Sometimes, one who moves about a party trying to pick up someone who is hardly talking or interacting with anyone.

Synonyms: A wallmower in relation to a wallflower.

Similar to spider on the ceiling, and a toad on the lilly pad.
"She was just sitting there, listening to everything we said, and pretty soon someone was going to notice, so i silently left and sat near her until she got uncomfortable and left the room. Should I follow after her? I guess I'm the spider on the wall."
by ?0~ October 15, 2008
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Spider Webbing

blowing a wad inside a woman's ass and making her fart.
Spider Webbing doesn't really need a definition does it?
by Deliciousnessoverhere February 20, 2011
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Flecks of shit that stick to the toilet bowl, even after flushing, that resemble spiders trying to crawl up and bite your ass. Sometimes caused by explosive diarrhea, other times caused by a Tower of Pisa turd when it falls and leaves shitflecks behind
I had a case of the volcanic shits - one blast from my ass painted the entire inside of the bowl with spiders.
by BratBastard October 17, 2011
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Despacito Spider

Is a sexy roblox spider that says "Despacito"
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spider farmer

1. A complete, total and somewhat creepy freak. They impart the mental image of someone lying down in their basement pre chewing bugs to feed one of the hundreds of spiders they keep as pets.

2. One who reminds you of a safe, benign version of Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb from Silence of the Lambs, The (1991) - particularly in his collection of moths

3. A loser who rarely sees the light of day working on Rube Goldberg contraptions.
He’s a loser in a really odd way - there is just something really weird about that guy, he really is a spider farmer.
by finnadat May 24, 2004
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spider rape

Snow White was spider raped while she was sleeping by the seven dwarves and Doopey's friend from the club
by sergento May 15, 2007
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Pull the legs off a spider

When A is making fun of B in front of everyone, and C, who's B's friend says "Hey, go pull the legs off a spider.", to A, C is telling A to find something better to do with their time than to make fun and laugh at C.

B is the one being laughed at by A.
C, in saying this to A, is doing several things at the same time.
Showing strong support for B.
Showing clearly that A's laughter is entirely inappropriate.
Also saying that A is the type of person who'd enjoy ruthlessly pulling the legs off a spider, is not only a bully but also acts like a child.
"Hey Dave are you a total fag or something?", said Dan, as everyone in the room was laughing at Dave, including Dan. Then Dale, sticking up for Dave, said to Dan, "Hey, go pull the legs off a spider." Then Dan felling small and belittled stopped making fun of Dave.
by Rusty Shacklefurd December 20, 2007
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