Weed or Speed

A question that needs to be asked to determine the rate at which a particular task will be accomplished. Regardless of the reply, the task will be fucked up.

When hiring a person to do work for you that has a questionable look or intelligence about them, always ask: "Hey man, you on Weed or Speed?"

by 30 Ware May 9, 2006

Justin speed

driving really really fast, getting somewhere in a ridiculously short amount of time. Cutting many minutes off of the time ona GPS.

80 mph in a 25 mph zone

"dude you just drove Justin speed"

by ibackflipboy June 22, 2009

flank speed

Noun (naval terminology): the highest speed commandable of a warship under normal (peacetime) conditions, succeeding the terms "normal", "regular" or "standard" speed, and (under wartime conditions) preceded sequentially in velocity by the terms "attack speed", and finally "ramming speed".

"Upon lookout sight of the enemy ships, the consul Quintus Arrius ordered his ships to come to flank speed."

by speedog May 2, 2010

single speed

A bike with a single gear, similar to the days gone by when bikes didn't need a realm of cogs to propell itself forward. This is of course a free hub, not a fixie.

Dom was a pervert, he converted his geared mtb to a single speed.

by toby1 December 29, 2008

High speed come apart

A major melt down, losing your cool

I thought Lisa was going to have a high speed come apart when Mark wouldn't text her back.

by Lo-Gee July 10, 2011

Ballymun Speed Loaf

The act of using ones head as a projectile towards a desired targets skull usually to cause harm. Derived from a classic head butt and perfected by the schoolchildren of suburban Dublin for use as a finishing move for fights before and after classes of P.E.

Shut up you Ye fool or you'll be getting a ballymun speed loaf for Christmas

by Big Daddy J speed loaf King July 27, 2016

god speed

Good Luck

God Speed on your trip to the moon

by HeadPlug April 5, 2004