Swag Messiah

the savior to enlighten all cringe, unbased, and stupid people

Jesus came back from Heaven as the Swag Messiah

by legalize nuclear bombs October 21, 2022

Top Button Swag

When someone has all of their buttons done up on a polo shirt and it looks nice/good.

Person 1 - "Whoah, Lydia has all her buttons done up on her polo shirt, it looks really nice."
Person 2 - "She has top button swag obviously."

by chexxa November 26, 2011

Swartzing

Public fingerbanging. Usually carried out by an inebriated male in a location he misperceives to provide privacy requisite for the desired degree of intimacy (i.e. against a chain-link fence bounding an outdoor party). Traditional costume comprises leather shorts on the swartzing agent and, obviously, a skirt on the action's receiver. Not to be confused with a futon-fingerbang.

Swartzing was first defined in New Haven, CT, and has since spread in usage to much of the Northeast.

"what the hell is Hunter doing to that chick?"

"Looks like he's giving her a good swartzing"

"Is he wearing leather shorts too?"

"He is, indeed, his technique is flawless"

by Heavyweight July 31, 2008

swap avi

a shock scat movie (50 minutes long) in which 4 brazilian sluts shit into each others anuses, shit back out the shit, eat the shit, vomit onto each other, vomit into their assholes, suck the vomit out of their assholes, etc. far worse than 2girls1cup OR 2girls1finger.

I just watched swap avi.
-how was it?
A million times worse than 2girls1cup.
-no way.
way.

by araknidude December 29, 2007

swammie

A firearm, usually some kind of a pistol.
Also known as a swam jam

Let a fool act up, I got the swammie on me right now.

by P. Dot September 7, 2006

Swapnil

A smart person and romantic with a good sense of humour and gets away with doing whatever he likes. A magnetic personality and always has an extraordinary sex appeal.

Friend 1: did you hear of this new guy in town? He’s got something about him that makes me wanna come close to him and almost kiss him forever!
Friend 2: ooo...that’s a real swapnil

by greenfruit December 30, 2019

Cosby Swab

Inserting one's penis rectally, and proceeding to rub the tip of one's phallus around female's lips in a swab-like fashion. Preferably while wearing a thick, goofy, uncoordinated sweater while holding a sandwich, to emphasize the Cosby effect.

The green/brown shade of her upper lips indicated to me she was an expert in the art of the Cosby Swab. She made me drop my hoagie.

by drphilsboner February 23, 2009