Unintentional stalking

the act of seeing someone very attractive all the time but not intending it to happen. Enjoying it and subconciously find yourself going to same place where you run into them yet again. You may give them secret code names and make eye contact.

Girl 1:Dang, I see that guy almost every where, it's like unintentional stalking!
Girl 2: he is a hottie biscotti with a naughty body

by Melody Bardot September 3, 2010

live stalking

When a player on XBox live joins in on other players' games over and oever again to try to plow through the player. typically happens when this player has lost to the other player so, they feel they must exact some revenge on them.

Player 1: "Hey look, its a DBW on the other team. He must be live stalking us again.

by Sideboob<cleavage September 4, 2010

table-stalking

When you are at a resturant without a waiter that is really crowded, and you look for people that look almost done with their food and stay near their table until they leave, so you can get the table before other people.

When I was at 5 Guys, it was so crowded, I had to stalk tables, I even had everyone split up so we could get a table.

Man 1: Hey! You can't take that table! I was next in line!

Man 2: Yeah, but I was table-stalking it already.

by pseudonymousbosch12345 October 22, 2010

russian stockings

torture method. to cover the victim's legs in tar and fiberglass.

You'd better give up the goods, Slim, or my associates will give you the old Russian stockings.

by meye lansky August 6, 2011

Self Stalking

Twitter. One who basically narrates their life on twitter

Guy 1 : Man everywhere I go that chick I dumped a month ago shows up.

Guy 2: Well if you would get off of the twitter and quit self stalking she would never know where you are at.

by Damian12345 June 20, 2011

ad stalking

Being bombarded with ads for things you recently looked up online.

Person1: Dude I googled santorum and now I'm constantly seeing ads for gay porn, eww.
Person 2: Lol ad stalking claims another victim.

by enoreyt August 7, 2012

Extreme snacking

Eating everything in the house and more until you cannot physically fit anything else in your stomach.

Hi do you want to come round for some extreme snacking?

Yes I'd love to, I'll bring some crisps.

by snacker101 August 21, 2012