Starkist Shooter

1 Oz Tuna fish juice
1 Oz Mayo
1 Oz Vodka
Black pepper on the rim

Waiter: What’ll ya have?
Me: Fuck my shit up

Waiter: A Starkist Shooter it is

by Mindcrime Madness September 15, 2023

sassy shooter

An alternative term for the conservative commentator Matt Walsh.

Girl: Have you seen that guy?
Boy: Yeah. He’s a sassy shooter.

Ben Shapiro: How should we combat the Radical Left?
Matt Walsh: I ain’t a gangsta, I’m a sassy shoota.

by RespectThaDripKaren420 March 18, 2024

Big Shooter

An endearing term for your friends

What’s up big shooter?

by Biggest Shooter March 18, 2024

DILDO SHOOTER

When a girl loads a shotgun with tiny dildos and fires them up her pussy

" darn, that dildo shooter sure was fun

by Penule April 10, 2024

School Shooters

Alright... This guy is a fucking retard. This guy, Alec Baldwin's brother, says that all of the school shooters played 1 of 3 games. Fortnite, Call of Duty, or GTA...

Hym "That's like saying 'All of the school shooters had eyes.' Like, if you play video games... That chances that you DON'T play CoD, Fortnite, or GTA are basically 0. Like, these people are fucking retarded. And the pundit, Patrick Bet David, goes 🤯 HIS MIND IS BLOWN! HIS MIND IF BLOWN BY THE CONNECTION GUYS! FUCKING RETARD! He's a fucking retard. The pundit is a retard. The guy he is interviewing is a fucking retard. Like, you see why you're shit, right? Like, you are a pundit and you can see your relationship to me and the rest of the world and you know that you are shit, right? Like, all the school shooters, right? They all ate cheeseburgers! Can you believe it!? They ALL ate cheeseburgers at some point in their lives."

Patrick Bet David 🤯 "WOOOOOOAH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAH!! MY MIND IS BLOWN RIGHT NOW!"

by Hym Iam December 9, 2024

Fuentes Shooter

Yeah, hey, definitely don't wait outside of the place you're going to shoot up or bang on the door or shout the name of the guy you're trying to kill. You need a clean intercept. Any amount of wait time increases the chance of failure.

Hym "The Fuentes shooter clearly didn't take my course on assassination. You need a clean intercept between you and the target. This is what it should look like:

Where the target is going
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Right? You gotta meet them where they are at as they get there. Kind of like the CEO shooter but don't buy shit before and after the kill you fucking idiots. Assassination day is a ZERO TRANSACTION DAY. ZERO PUCHASES. So you can say you were at home alone. Leave your phone at the house. Buy a burner. Why are you going to a gas station before you kill someone? Dumb. That's why."

by Hym Iam December 21, 2024

Wankers shortbread

A tradition where, upon a young lad’s awkward yet triumphant first solo adventure, his parents—presumably both proud and horrified—present him with a ceremonial piece of shortbread to mark his transition into a deeply confusing stage of life.

In the north of England this shortbread is often accompanied by some of the fathers custard.

Father : Here you go son, have a munch on this wankers shortbread.
Son: thanks dad I really love it

by Poppyseed Monkey January 28, 2025