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lone ranger

Someone who, because of a surgery or a natural deficiency, only has one testicle.
Mike: Did you know that John only has one ball?
Carl: Yep! He's a Lone Ranger!
by specialjustin June 9, 2007
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East Range Cream Sauce

It is quite possibly the worst man made smell in the entire world. Its named after the place where it was invented in Hawaii and the main ingredient involved.

The process begins with a two week field problem that will take place in the East Range which involve lots of walking in the jungle and battle drills. The second step involves masturbation. This will either be done while on guard duty or while in the soldier's sleeping bag. Should be done 3-4 days after the soldier has been in the field. After the soldier is done masturbating, rather than ejaculating into a sock, he ejaculates onto the inside of his thigh next to his scrotum where it is left and not cleaned up.

After several days of patrolling, reacting to contact, etc, the soldier will have been sweating quite a bit. The sweat, combined with the humidity allows for the perfect fermentation of the semen to occur. At this point, it could be considered finished. However, it really depends on the soldier to customize his own recipe after this step. Diet, hygiene, and ass wiping habits are generally taken into account.

By day 14 when the soldier has returned to the company area,it will be ready for pranks and personal entertainment. While waiting to turn in weapons, the soldier will stick his hand into his pants and wipe the inside of his thigh next to his scrotum. He then will attempt to touch his fellow soldiers' face, and/or mouth. Sometimes they will instead compare stenches to see which is worse.
Soldier 1:"Dude, what are you going to do to your East Range Cream Sauce this time?"

Soldier 2: "My girl was totally on her period while we were banging this morning so I'm totally trying blood this time."

Soldier 3: "I did something similar with this mechanic chick while we were in the Box at JRTC, but she had a yeast infection."

Soldier 2: "DAAAMMMMN"

Soldier 4:"Remember when whats-his-name used his infected cyst pus and his chlamydia for his?"

Soldier 1: "Boy am I glad that He got out before I got stationed here....."
by elwoodblues85 August 4, 2010
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power ranger

a mixture of all the colors of powerade
I put all the powerades together and made a power ranger.
by falmeth December 21, 2010
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rangers

Scottish(When it suits them) football team. One half of the gruesome twosome, also known as the Old Firm. Supported by racist,sectarian bigots who have a strange obsession about going on and on and on about Irish history. Also have a strange affection for wearing England tops and singing English national anthems. Formerly managed by Agent Eck, Alex McLeish, former centre half of mighty Aberdeen, the only Scottish team to have won 2 European trophies
Rangers, Celtic = Old Firm Get To Feck
by Barry1903 September 10, 2008
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Power Ranger

A person who only uses akimbo rangers on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. They aren't very skilled at the game, so that is all they do. This is the gaming equivalent of a complete douche bag. Because nobody likes them.
Player 1: Wow. There is a power ranger on their team.

Player 2: Oh yeah. I killed him like 10 times already.
by Kkenny May 23, 2010
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ranger

by crazed_mofo June 30, 2004
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reagetton

I'm latina, and I listen to reagetton when I go clubbing.
by The red light district February 16, 2005
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