porch ninja

a lazy ninja

a ninja who is to lazy to get off the porch is a porch ninja

by a lazy ninja October 26, 2013

Porch Life

Porch life is basically a bunch of punk ass kids who hang out smoke and drink well siting on the porch

punk1. yo boy's lets porch life it up

punk2. yah man im so down

punk3. "porch Life"

by porch_life_president420 January 16, 2015

porchbutt

When someone's butt is so large it can be used as a shelter for small people

She could shelter three children under that porchbutt

by Lyricalroger March 4, 2015

Porch polar bear

What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.

Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016

Perch

To hang out or "chill" in squatting fashion

Bro 1: dude check out this squirrel
Bro 2: ok lemme perch

by monkeypantsdestroyeroflesbians October 1, 2016

Pirch

The best and most awesome person ever. A guy you can rely on and the funniest person ever. He is also known as a "Fuckboy". He is the most handsome person you have ever met.

Damn that's a nice fuckboy right there, he is probably a Pirch
Don't fuck with Pirch or he will fuck you

by Carstalker918P1 December 11, 2016

Pirch

Pirch is a sexy Asian guy which has the longest neck in the whole fucking world! Pirch is a part of the pussypatrol and has a sexy nose

Pirch is a fucking humble Asian beast

Pirch is sexe

by Ricefucker/vtec is lit December 11, 2016