Funky Pants

A cat who doesn’t know how good his life is. He meows incessantly and forces people to pet him.

by Slinky Toast February 16, 2020

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Pants Pinky

"I was sitting on his lap and I felt his pants pinky poke me."

by Thach master January 10, 2009

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Guy on the field who is clearly closeted and uses ultimate frisbee as a reason to touch dudes.

Did you see That guy out there on the field? Dude was clearly touchy pants. No doubt.

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When a girl sends you nudes and since you have no abs and a small dick you send a picture of your pants collection

Girl 1: “omg I got sent a pant line it was so sexy”

Girl 2: “wow, by who”
Girl 1: “Theo Rowland Chips

by Pant line123 January 07, 2020

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Someone who flirts a lot with anyone and anything.

Kelly is being a flirty-pants. Flirty with Jane and Ashley at the same time.

by Mreyeball April 18, 2022

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When you're budget is so tight, you have to resort to sharing pants with your spouse

John and Mary are so broke, they decided it was a shared pants situation if they were going to save for a new toaster

by The Pensionator July 31, 2017

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"Jeez, who's wearing the crabby pants today?"
"Hey -- cheer up and take off the crabby pants."

by Panamax April 05, 2006

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