Fetus pump

When a man puts his schlong into a woman's belly button and shooting his masquerade of goodness directly into her stomach, forming a fetus. This is usually happens right after a falcon punch, in which the woman has lost their baby.

Girl 1: *Crying* I am 5 months pregnant and this man just falcon punched me!

Guy 1: Sweet. Fetus pump?

by Dylster69 September 30, 2009

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On the hand pump

The act of frantically pleasuring oneself whilst alone.

Oh my lord! I walked in Andrews bedroom yesterday and I caught him on the hand pump. Whilst watching the free 10 minutes on television X

The dirty little swine he needs to meet a woman.

by Dmchale8@googlemail.com December 29, 2016

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like pumping

When you keep setting one popular profile picture 3 times a week. Could potentially become a mental gym.

- Darling, are we gonna sit and finally eat?
- Sure Sweety, give me one more second! I am setting my page for like pumping. (Sets an already existing profile pic with 130 likes as default)

by Banja Luka Forever February 19, 2014

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yellow pump

Yellow pumping is brought up while a girl is giving you head. Instead of cumming in her mouth you piss which causes the girl to have to get her stomach pumped

'Dude I so yellow pumped Stephane last night, she had no clue'

by Abcdefghijklmnopq April 10, 2014

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bicycle pump

being defined as having a woman lay down on her back then proceed to take another woman have her rub her vagina and pump her legs as if riding a bicycle

bicycle pump can be defined as Meera laid on her back and spread legs open as Milani proceeded to rub her vagina as Meera moved her legs in a circular motion as if riding a bike, "yeah pump me"

by tarobaap6969 January 10, 2017

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