poser emo

Anyone who chooses to label themself as emo. Commonly used to refers to all middles schoolers with black hair that conveniently covers one eye. Note that all emos are indeed posers.

xXxemo_mcrfan_bloodravenxXx: I'm soooo emo I want to cut my wrist just like Taking Back Sunday!
Bill: God, you're such a poser emo brat

by Kitaz November 30, 2009

Strike A Pose!

A Game. Randomly in the day shout out "Strike A Pose!" and whoever doesn't strike a pose loses and must have intercourse with a Flu infected guy. It can also be tweaked for specific poses. Maybe for holidays!

"Strike A Pose!"
*everyone poses*

"strike a Greek statue pose!"

"Strike a Valentines pose!"

by AplChild January 28, 2009

Pause Job

When you pause the TV or a movie and it stops on someone's face or body to look really funny.

Dude, you gotta see this, I just gave the best pause job to Sarah Palin's face!

by bryttwazhere October 13, 2009

ballerina sex pose

When you spin on someone's dick

Hey Raja remember when Destinee did the ballerina sex pose to Christian

by Thatbadbitch January 3, 2017

Pussy Pause

The act of pausing a competitive video, board or other game in order to attempt to gain pussy, often to the disdain of other players.

*In the middle of intense Super Mario Strikers*
Real Man: Yo I'm about to strike a fucking goal on your side.
Horney Douchecunt: Wait gotta text from mah' bitch.
*Pussy Pause*
Real Man: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? I WAS ABOUT TO STRIKE A GOAL!
Horney Douchecunt: Shut the fuck up I'm trying to fuck this ho.

by Play-Doh Plato September 29, 2010

poser

a poser is someone who is tryhard and trys to be something they arn't!! For example when somebody hears a song on the radio for instand i write sins not tragedies by panic at the disco and starts saying OH I LOVE PANIC AT THE DISCO i say whats your favourite song they say oh i write sins not tragedies!!! that is soo poser like...they are trying to be like veryone else they have no idea what there other songs are but decide they love them cause ov there mainstream song on the radio!!!

POSER:oh AFI is my FAVOURITE band right now!!
NON POSER(someone whoes been long time fan)whats your favourite song?
POSER: oh miss murder
NON POSER: DUH its the only freakin one on the radio!!!

by emoly September 22, 2006

cool pose

the scholarly term for being "posted up"; the presentation of self many black men use to establish their male identity

Three Six Mafia: "I'm in the club "posted up" got my arms folded, blunt in my mouth and these haters I'm scoping.

(scholarly individuals would describe this scernario of the men displaying their "cool pose")

by Vicky No-No November 20, 2006