white ninja

The act of disappearing home from a night out without saying goodbye, usually at a nightclub.

I got back from the bar and my best mate was gone, He must have done a white ninja.

by The Jesticles January 21, 2010

Possession is nine-tenths of the law

1. If you actually possess something, you have a stronger legal claim to owning it than someone who merely says it belongs to him or her.
2. something that you say which means that if you have something, it is difficult for other people to take it away from you.

1. Dana may say he owns this house, but we actually live in it, and possession is nine-tenths of the law.
2. It would be hard to ask for the piano back after they've had it for so long. Possession is nine-tenths of the law and all that.

by Dorothy-cute April 1, 2011

ninja'd

When posting on a forum, you submit a post only to find that someone has posted the same thing only seconds earlier.

Ha ha, Julia Roberts is so lame.
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Ha! Julia Roberts is so lame.

EDIT: DAMMIT! Ninja'd!

by mrespman November 4, 2005

Ninrate

A ninja pirate, thus, the ninja is the main component and the pirate is the secondary. A Pinja is the opposite.

Guy A: "Make up your mind. A ninja or pirate?"
Guy B: "Neither! Ninrates are the shit."

by Maria & Patricio December 29, 2007

Ninja plz

a term used to replace "nigga please" so if you say it to someone they cant get mad at you for a racial slur.

Mike: Yo man you wanna bite of this turkey sammich?
John:Ninja plz! I aint need no taste of yo grubby lil sammy!
Mike:Hey dont call me a nig...oh wait nevermind.

by maxatron January 7, 2009

Ninja Wank

the art of wanking quietly and discretely in public or in an area of high visablity, or simply the art of wanking like a ninja.
A secretive faction of monks from long and far have mastered this form of masturbation whilst going out there daily rituals.
It is said to bring inner peace and balance to ones self, but costs a fortune in laundry bills.

only the masterful eye can see someone having a ninja wank, but if someone does this would be the reaction...

man 1- 'Dude wtf is that man doing in his pocket?'

man 2- 'Must be having a ninja wank'

man 1- 'Holy shit i thought that was just in fairytales'

by Shaggy Quinton June 24, 2010

Cat o' nine tails

A type of whip formerly used as a torture device, mostly for lashes in punishment of crimes. It is now used by BDSM partners, though usually without the death and severe wounds.

We hope.

My ass still hurts from that cat o' nine tails she used on me.

by DeaMatrona January 19, 2012