Malestration 

Also known as Man PMS, when a man is real moody after a very stressful situation. Usually lasts a day or two but it has been reported that some men keep up with their malestration for a whole week or more.

Man 1: Hey, whats up?
Man 2: Nothin much just chillin.
(Man 1 steps on Man 2's foot on accident)
Man 2: HOLY FUCK WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM GET OUT OF MY WAY OR IM GONNA ROCK YOUR SHIT! IM THEJUGGERNAUGHT BITCH!
Man 1: Damn, whats causing your malestration?

Malestration by ryanscott23 September 28, 2009

whore mile 

an aggravatingly far distance to have to walk.

I went to Lowe's yesterday and it was really packed. We had to park a whore mile away.

whore mile by Spot Johnny August 3, 2005

Mikes Hard Effect 

Named for Mikes Hard Lemonade, which everyone knows is a drink for women, but is probably really good, and if you drink it once you will like it and order it out with the guys and they will ridicule you forever.

Can be applied to addictive things (drinking, smoking, certain foods) or just things you don't want to like (appletinis, teen dramas on tv, crocs)

Michael is watching One Tree Hill again. He watched that crap once and now he is suffering from the Mikes Hard Effect.

Mikes Hard Effect by UNCFrady October 23, 2008

the mile run 

The greatest test of heart any one man can face, in that you must have a tremendous amount of heart and willpower to run the mile quickly. It requires four laps of hard, aching pain with no let up. You run hard for all four laps...you never let up...you just go faster. Also known as the best race ever!

I ran the mile in 4:38.6, but I know I can go faster!

the mile run by benny t. July 12, 2005

Mile Run 

A Gym test that's worse than the FitnessGram pacer test itself. Basically, the moronic Gym teacher kicks your ass out onto the hot paved concrete, and demands you to run around the school (or somewhere else) 10 times. If you ran a mile in less than 7 minutes, congrats. But if you end up killing your legs for more than 11 minutes, then you're fucked up.

Liam: Bro, I just wasted 13 minutes of my life doing the mile run.

Jeremy: 13 minutes? What a slow bitch. I only ran a mile in 5 minutes.

Liam: So that's why I see you running down the streets like a retard everyday, blocking drivers from going to Chipotle.

Mile Run by ThatOneDummy May 4, 2019

Midesta male 

Midesta male is the the absolute scum in the male hierarchy. It's below zero, below trash. Used to only describe the weakest mentally and physically. A true midesta male isn't rare to find neither hard just showcasing how unimportant he is. Midesta males are annoying to anyone and usually completely selfless towards the preferred sex thus creating even more annoyance to the rest.

Zef is midesta male. I wish I could punch his face until it becomes swollen just like a beef burger.

Midesta male by EggMale October 1, 2021

Whopper Mile

Eat a Whopper. Run 1 lap around a high school track.
Eat another Whopper. Run another lap.
Eat another Whopper. Run another lap.
Eat another Whopper. Run another lap.

First one to finish without barfing wins.

We had 8 people start the Whopper Mile contest, but only 3 finished. What a mess.

Whopper Mile by Richard H January 17, 2008