New merch

Karina and Ronald's (sis vs bro's) baby sister Aria

"Bro ronald is still dragging the New Merch joke"

by SUPERWOGFAN100 December 4, 2025

Pfp Merchant

When a discord user's only impactful and meaningful aspect is their pfp
Like Stark
or like atha
He only have anime pfp

Apa citation:

Coolaund

cg member 1: bro have u seen athas new shitty corny anime pfp, its so ass bro 💔
cg member 2: yea bro fuck him and his pfp merchant bullshit

by cornyball December 13, 2025

Easy on the merchandise

It is said when something or someone is being touched abruptly or handled harshly.

Cop: "You're under arrest!"*handcuffs suspect and pushes him into the back seat*
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."

*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."

*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."

by funny_occasionally January 18, 2018

Chieng gang merch

Something you should buy

Chieng gang is the best thats why i bought Chieng gang merch it is way better then the whole logang combined

by Chieng gang May 22, 2018

It's merch on

To swear on;
To put on ones grave;
To swear on ones grave;

{"~It's merch on~"}(Bro i swear on my brothers grave "it's merch on" lARRY hOVER 100.)

by James Chris Smith January 25, 2021

Halfway Line Merchant

A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.

A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.

Halway Line Merchant: Yeah that girl Stacy is an absolute Halway Line Merchant I heard she fell into a bush after one whiteclaw

by TTFDLC April 3, 2021

Niche Brand Merchant

Ross Letcher

A man that only wears niche streetwear brands

Shit bru, that oke is a real Niche Brand Merchant. He's wearing koikoi, salt and float together

by NicheBrandMerchantfan March 28, 2023