laugh squirts

You laugh so hard that you shit your pants.

That dude at the comedy club gave the laugh squirts.

by MoreDumbStuff August 24, 2017

Carpenter’s Laugh

happens when you realize ya dicks so long you could quintuple knot it and still have anough to sell to the local pharmacy

Man 1 bro i think ive got carpenter’s laugh
Man 2 *dies*

by greenschoolbus October 11, 2018

Prematurely laughing

When you laugh way too early at something or before anything has even happened.

“Why are you laughing?”

“Im prematurely laughing really funny movie part coming up”

by Wackojacko357 November 6, 2018

Charity laugh

When something isn’t funny at all.So you fake laugh to make things not akward.

Chloe kept making dad jokes so I gave her a nice charity laugh.

by Boogieokc December 18, 2018

The laughing clown

When a girl lies flat on her stomach and you have sex with her. While thrusting her and just before you cum jam your fingers into her armpits and tickle her. She starts squirming and tenses up her vagina giving the ultimate squeeze for max pleasure. Well for the Male anyways lol

I pulled the laughing clown on last nights lucky winner

by NicL9 December 25, 2018

#laugh

look at us getting high

pass dat sheeeet #laugh

by BumStatusYo January 10, 2019

Un-Laughed-At

A joke or attempt of humour that goes without a laugh.

Wow, that joke was badly placed, it went un-laughed-at

by Person McPersonface June 12, 2018