if you know what i mean 

The new "that's what she said."

When you say something, this just makes it sound dirty.
Say anything that you think of that is dirty... then add "if you know what i mean." This makes everything funnier.

"My math homework is so hard... if you know what i mean."
"Let's go do this right now... if you know what i mean."
"That was so quick... if you know what i mean."

if you know what i mean by lalala36 October 8, 2009

YOU DUN KNOW 

YOU DUN KNOW is basically a sayin used by pure badmen, rudeboiz, rudegaldem, and all the mandems locked on inside. it means YOU DUN KNOW you wud use this sayin in sad or scary times when mans got his back against the wall and the gunchester/bombingham mandems are comin at him with baaare machete bled ya get me? Its hard to explain so just read the examples bit yeah while i cut off my foreskin yeah U DUN KNOW its gunna hurt yeah

geekman/wasteman - "hold tite the beef n ting"

rudeboi/man with 4skin - "yeah blad you dun know da myspace dot com yeah forward slash beng beng yeah hold tite skepta jme you dun no blad"

geekman/wasteman - yeah man blat blat u dun know the facebook and the faceparty thing fam ya get me?"

rudeboi/man with 4skin - "oi shhut ya mouth waaasteman durkhead YOU DUN KNOW facebook is for fassys and man with no 4skin big up the gears of war mandem yeah one love one life lets get together and feel my right............... testicle ya dun no fam im lyrically sick yeah 1 love breh"

YOU DUN KNOW by waqar sadeeq February 6, 2008

you know who 

Dick Trickle, a very unsuccessful NASCAR driver (in SportsCenter terminology). Probably started because his real name is too obscene to say on cable TV.

"Jeff Gordon won his third race this year, and you know who finished his best race of the season in 37th place." -ESPN anchor

Fred: "Doc, I think I caught an STD from this dirty whore I nailed last weekend."
Doc: "Hmmm...what are your symptoms?"
Fred: "I've got an itchy red rash, it burns when I pee, and I've got some real nasty you know who."
Doc: "Dick Trickle, eh? Yep, looks like a classic case ofherpegonnosyphiltitis to me. Bend over, we're gonna have to do a rectal examination."
Ricky Martin: "Giggidy giggidy!"

you know who by Nick D July 13, 2004

Y'know

A word which was made up and created by Paul McCartney, before him there was no sound but he fixed that and when someone asked how he did it he answered;
"Well, I was sleeping y'know..."

Since then it have been a word used in everyones everyday life y'know.

Geege: Hey Baul, how do ye make biscuits?
Paul: Well, you put some butter and flour together y'know.

Teacher: Did you finish your essays?
Me: No because I was sleeping y'know, and me mother came to me and said, just 'Let it be'.

Y'know by ElvinosDelfinos April 11, 2020

never know 

you don't know it until you do/try it

Example 1
Kid - I bet there's no more chips in the closet.
Other Kid - Never know..
(He want's the kid to get more)

Example 2
Girl - I bet he's not going to like me..
Other Girl - You never know! :D
(The other girl is giving her confidence)

never know by radicaldude March 7, 2010

so you think you know kung fu 

This was quoted by the legendary Jackie Chan in his movie "Snake Fist in Eagle's Shadow." In simple terms it means "Come on you fucka let's go right now!"

"So you think you know kung fu, huh?" I said.
"What?"
Then I snapped his leg and farted in his face while yelling "Hadoken!"

so you think you know kung fu by undispute May 14, 2008

I don't know what to tell you 

A saying that's used to tell someone nicely that nothing is getting done about something,that they simply don't care or that you're "shit out of luck"

Employee: "We have a lot of work and no time to do it" Boss: "I don't know what to tell you"

I don't know what to tell you by battleaxe June 13, 2017