my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give

When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone

Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*

by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020

my back hurty

a meme i found on pinterest where a girl has her spine extending out of her torso while smiling saying "owchhhhhh my back hurty" . i was laughing my ass off on this for thirty minutes and ive come to the conclusion it deserves its own definition .

girl 1: "my back hurty"
girl 2: "Did your spine also extend outside of your torso and nearly break your chest completely?"
girl 1: "yeah"
girl 2: "same"

by mybackhurtyy November 17, 2022

Mr. Hurth

An almighty being so full with power and will ready to change and empower anything some believe he created the universe himself and God stole his thunder, but you know what Lord Hurth did not strike the weakling down and instead let God have his idea since Lord Hurth is so humble. Mr. Hurth is so amazing when people are near their days get a thousand times better when they are in the presence of Lord Hurth. But don't think just because he is great and humble if you do anything horrific in front of Lord Hurth he will happily blink you out of existence and go on with his day further showing his ultimate power and will to make things right. He currently resides at a school and teaching children, with a heavy french accent, that they need to be good in life and save entire busses full of small children. He also invested millions into various charities.

Person One: " Did you hear that Mr. Hurth saved an entire school bus of small children?"
Person Two: "He's a national hero"

by Ronny Mccoy March 29, 2021

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.

Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons

by Mike Fellatio July 2, 2004

Hurruh

Dallas Ebonics for 1.Here or 2.Hair

Also see Skurrd, Skerd and Over Therruh

1. Gurl get yo fast ass over Hurruh
2. Oooooh gurrl I see you went and got your Hurruh did

by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004

Hurricane Force

Used when describing a Bermudian alcoholic beverage called "Dark n' Stormy". The phrase is usually used when speaking to the bar-tender, asking for a more strong or potent drink. Hurricane Force drinks tend to have around 3 shots of rum in them, opposed to the usual one

"Can I get a Dark n' Stormy? Make it Hurricane Force!!!!!!"

by Cooper Stevenson July 1, 2006

hurl pocket

puke pocket in stomach

He felt a hurl pocket in his stomach before he vomitted.

by pwordthen June 29, 2009