gnome toss

To change from missionary to upright isolation. That is: interrupt mid-thrust to toss the woman aside violently. Best performed on an anniversary.

"What, Dean, you were saying...?"
"Right, John, sorry -- I was just saying that if this bitch shorts my stock again, I'm just going to hit it, quit it, and pull a gnome toss."
"Yeah, sounds reasonable. Lunch?"

by CardCaptains October 28, 2008

Gnome Inspector

To inspect gnomes.

" Hes a Gnome Inspector - He Inspects gnomes" -me

"cool man"- you

by gnome inspector June 14, 2010

Gomer the Domer

Gomer the Domer is an expression used for a person that will perform oral sex and has the last name Gomez.

Angie Gomez is such a Gomer the Domer.

by dasrascist October 10, 2011

Yard gnomed

To be thrown under the bus to such you are standing there looking like a yard gnome.

To be thrown under a bus.

to be stopped in your tracks with information

What the fuck, comes to mind.

Charles got yard gnomed, when his buddy suggested to his boss that Charles work on Saturday.

by feddersenjh January 25, 2012

little brown gnome

The tip of a turd poking out your asshole when you have to go really bad. See turtle head

"Where is the bathroom? I got a little brown gnome peeking out."

by Joanna Bailey February 27, 2004

gomer

A United States Marine

Look at Gomer in the blue uniform.

by D0c April 9, 2006

gnome

a word used by a small group of people in columbia, missouri usa to mean one of two things

1. to be experiencing a trip on psychedelic mushrooms (gnomin', gnomed, gnomed out, etc...)

2. japanese anime porn (hentai) which, for one reason or another is just way intense

1. damn, my body feels a little weird, it might have to do with the fact i ate a eighth of shrooms about 30 minutes ago and im starting to gnome

2. damn that bitch with the tentacles in her ass is so gnome!

by Kajoob February 27, 2008