Grant

The eternal douchebag. A mentally deficient person, or someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way. Archaically the word mome has also been used. The similar terms moron, imbecile, and cretin have all gained specialized meanings in modern times.

Dont be such a Grant, everyone will hate you.

by Chesirecat January 7, 2013

Grant Monroe

A really cool person that lives in KY!

Grant Monroe is the coolest!

by some chick June 15, 2004

Grant

A complete and utter wanker who sports a very bad fringe/haircut. A Grant is often seen mistreating people despite the fact that he really has no room to be choosy regarding friends (namely due to his bad haircut)

Shit, man, I'll go and shave it all off right this second; I'd rather look like a giant thumb than a Grant :(!

by Mildred Tumbleweed June 24, 2011

Grant

Someone who misses all their shots.

"Dude, Grant missed all his shots on Seige!"

by crowei June 3, 2018

grainne

a blonde female prone to borging (see definition of 'borge')

Look at Grainne borging in that new top.

by Joe April 7, 2003

Grant

A long, angry, useless diatribe, often forced upon unsuspecting bystanders and acquaintances who are forced to hear it whether they want to or not. It is a combination of the words "Goddamn" and "Rant".

Carl won't stop granting about the above average service because he is a bastard.

by Or1984well April 16, 2013

grant

an absolute douchebag, 2 faced - very easy to get on with but will turn on you in an instant and show you his other face. if you see a grant turn and run its for the best

"im just gonna cut in front of you in the cue at disneyland" an example of the dangers of a grant beware - you have been warned

by lankytanky October 15, 2012