Afro Engineered Melee Weapon

A child-friendly way of using the term "Nigger Knife"

Shawn: "Don't make me shank you with a Nigger Knife"
Will: "Dude, this is an elementary school, please call it an 'Afro Engineered Melee Weapon'"

by Firby January 12, 2009

English style

A spliff loaded with a combination of tobacco and marijuana. Significantly wider around than a normal joint, the English-style spliff is tapered, and the bigger end is lit while smoking. The addition of plain tobacco to the weed makes for a smoother, more pleasant smoke, and extends the burning time.

Mikey and Dan went to the basement to smoke an English-style joint.

by Teh ded Pope April 11, 2005

software engineering

A self grandiose term to describe an industry which actually has no engineering foundations. Often filled with examples of Dunning Kruger, Conway's Law, Narcissism and Elitism.

Software engineers rule the world through software engineering.

by mactel March 12, 2017

English to Blarg Blarg Dictionary

A translation index translating words and phrases from Western English to the alien language spoken by the Sanghelli of the Covenant, which consists of a series of blargs and honks.

Church: We finally made contact with an alien being and our first attempt at communication is gonna be through a BOMB?? Am I the only person who has a problem with this?

Andy: Well unless you got your English to Blarg Blarg Dictionary, I don't think you got a choice, now do ya?

by xxVoodooSoupxx August 2, 2011

English

The greatest race on earth.

Advice given to American soldiers in Bosnia by there own government:

Don't drink with the English.
Don't gamble with the English
Don't fight with the English.
BECAUSE YOU WILL LOOSE!

by Donside April 26, 2006

English

the dirtiest part of literature often used in school

when students read books in school, they often avoid the english part of it.

by Sahara Desert December 18, 2008

engineer

An accredited psychopath. Psychopathic tendencies are not usely inherent, but emerge after the proto-engineer (see: student) has been run through courses like statics, thermodynamics, and circuits.

The difference between a psychopath and an engineer is that one has a degree.

by Jacob (aerospace engineering student) May 3, 2004