Dogsire

The desire for the loving companionship and goodness that is dogs.

I'm frozen by dogsire. I haven't pet one in ages!

by Can'tStopDogging April 16, 2013

Dogsplaining

1) The different barks, tail wags and motions a dog uses to get the attention of their owner for food, to go to the bathroom, to go for a walk or to play.

2) The rhetorical questions people ask their dogs using baby talk as they care for them. Of course the dog can't answer, but the talk pleases their owners.

canine, canine crazy, pets , pet parents, dog, puppy, bark, animal, man's best friend, four-legged friend

My golden retriever ran into my room with his leash, he was dogsplaining that he had to poop.

by joecoolthefool June 18, 2016

Dogster

The day that the Christ-pup was raised from the dead, three days after being euthanized by Los Angeles County.

The Dog christers celebrate the holiest day of the year on Dogster Wednesday.

by Galeazzo Ciano May 19, 2018

Dogshit taco

A drink made of whiskey and rootbeer.

1 part rootbeer
3 parts ice
11 parts whiskey

Man those dogshit tacos hit hard

by Hsinrfikens January 27, 2019

will dogson

A horny man.

Let's have FUN (sexually) with will dogson.

by Tim Seddon May 30, 2017

fucking dogshit

someone who's trash at video games such as DirtyBarn21 or Drake at fortnite

dude he thinks meming in videogames is still funny he's so fucking dogshit.

by Pulsyylol March 29, 2021

Swear on the dog's life

A phrase used to easily coerce a confession from a guilty child.

"Timmy, did you break the vase?"
"No."
"Do you swear on the dog's life?"
"I broke the vase."

by GoYouOneMore November 29, 2012