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Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19

WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.
Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.
by MathPlus December 14, 2020
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cluster buster

When a man pulls down his pants, dips his testicle sack in blue paint, runs at an unsuspecting victim and jumps high enought to stamp them across the forehead leaving a smear of blue carnage.
Bro, that chick was being a total va jay jay last night, so when she came out of the bathroom i totally owned her with a cluster buster. epic.
by Urban Nite. March 6, 2009
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Cluster Fuck

The I-Pass lanes on the Illinois Tollway
Since they are raising the tolls for those that don't use I-Pass, the I-Pass lanes are one big cluster fuck.
by Matt December 7, 2004
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santa clause

when a boy had a extremly white penis, that has bright red and/or orange pubic hair. giving it the efffect of santa clause because of the white and red/orange.
"jimmys red pubic hair and extremly pale penis gave him a santa clause."
by AliceBlack November 5, 2006
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cluster fuck

An exceptionally large number of people in a certain vicinity (party) of one another who have had sex with one another. Each person around can be connected through some sort of sexual act with another, very little degree of separation.
"Holy, shit. Do you know how many people at this party has slept with Tina? And then those guys over there slept with that one dude's girlfriend.
This is such a cluster fuck."
by Brynndolynn November 8, 2006
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Cluster Fuck

when there is more than one penis inside the vagina
by tntrocky222 August 25, 2008
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Cluster

To text excessively or to offer pictures with minimal clothing, often ending in no reply or an awkward moment of confusion.
Yesterday I was doing my homework, when he started to cluster me, I have a boyfriend, so I didn't reply.
by Real4lyfe21221 December 16, 2010
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