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Chinese dollar store

Business establishment, usually owned by Asian immigrants, carrying inexpensive imported merchandise.

Products carried include common household products, tools, cheap toys, discontinued junk food brands, low-budget movie DVDs and mass-produced poorly-made samurai swords sold as authentic collectibles.
I didn't know there was such a thing as bootleg Sharpies until I picked some up at the Chinese dollar store.
by Andrew Morse January 14, 2007
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Chinese National Anthem

1. (n) An explosion.
Jack: Hey did you hear the Chinese National Anthem playing last night?
Hanns: Yeah. It woke me up.
Jack: Yeah, I think a plane crashed.

See also Chinese Fire Drill or Chinese Puzzle.
by Jsten December 9, 2008
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Chinese rain goggles

when a women squirts her juice on to a man face from a stand position .
jizz on face , Chinese rain goggles
by Bigdaddyhughes1031 January 7, 2012
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Chinese Corndog

A punishment for rapists in which involves the removal of their penis, the hollowing out of the penis cartilage and the stapling of the penis skin to the end of a broomstick, followed by sodomizing of the rapist with said device.
Did you hear about that douchbag who raped that one chick?" "Yeah, that dude should so get a chinese corndog
by CodeHipster October 28, 2010
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ass chips

chips that emit an extremely potent stench that often leads to stanky breath for weeks
You might want to keep your distance from Edward this month because he ate some ass chips a few days ago.
by Mr. Spicoli May 8, 2007
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Ghost chips

These chips are looking bloody tasty, but if you want them you have to go zap zap zap and shoot ghost george till he starts turning normal and hes like 'oh noo', then you can grab his ghost chips and be like 'sweet as bro'

This from the epic song 'Ghost Chips' by the Cuzzies <3
Stole ghost chips from ghost george

LEGEND
by person1232145654 November 23, 2011
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chinese water torture

A type of Chinese torture, involving...uh...water. There were actually four main methods of torture:

1) A steady drip of water to the head which turned the victim insane.
2) The victim is placed on a rack horizontally above quickly-growing bamboo shoots, which are watered. The shoots peirce the victim, resulting in a slow and painful death.
3) The victim is force-fed bamboo shoots and water until he cannot take in any more. The bamboo grows inside the victim, until it protrudes from the skin.
4) The victim is force-fed water until he drowns internally.
Chinese Water Torture is a very undignified way to go...
by Oni-91 November 13, 2007
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