Gullet Cancer

The two words you don't particularly want to hear from your doctor, but if some day you WERE to hear them you'd probably rupture your gullet laughing about how great the word gullet is.

Doc: I'm sorry sir... You have gullet cancer.

You: Ahahahahaha... *strokes neck* Ooooohh...

by No Dizzle April 9, 2016

half cancer

When one has half of their head shaved and has the uncontrollable urge to wiggle their fingers fast.

Sorry! My half cancer is acting up

by Astreet13 February 3, 2017

Ear cancer

A type of cancer that is caused by listening to nicks music.

I lost my hearing because I contracted ear cancer from listening to nicks playlist

by Zacdastan May 28, 2017

Sky Cancer

A term used for Aircraft Carriers in World of Warships. It is commonly used by people playing destroyers or who's ship has a below average AA.

Person 1:This FDR pisses me off.

Person 2:Of course, it's sky cancer but do you expect Wargaming to do anything

by TimelessHatesCV's March 31, 2021

bowel cancer

always in those roblox stories on tik tok with subway surfers in the bg where the persons stomach hurts real bad the shit starts coming out their ass like a damn machine gun and then they act like nothing happened

mia: my stomach really hurts...
doctor: poop in here were gonna take a sample to see whats going on
mia: HOLY SHIT
*shit shooting out like a machine gun*
mia: anyways i have bowel cancer

by ninaur November 16, 2022

Terminal Majora Cancer

The lack of human reflexes, knowledge and general motor skills are some of the symptoms a victim would experience in the later stages of this disease. it is quite common for a victim to become psychotic, driven mad by the pure stupidity that lingers in their brain.

"dude that's sad, the Terminal Majora Cancer hit him hard man"

by joffry September 27, 2017

Marshall's Cancer

Cancer that cant be cured at all.

You are infected with Marshall's Cancer your not going to die but now your a noob at minecraft and fortnite like Ninja's Ligma.

by Dashie tribe May 8, 2019