Crank
Crank by Dan O'Callaghan January 2, 2008
Get the Crank mug.
Crank
1. Penis.
2. To have a wank in the style of someone attempting to start a vintage car.
3. A bathroom multitasking exercise. A shit and a wank performed simultaneously by someone with an extremely busy schedule.
4. To cry and wank at the same time.
2. To have a wank in the style of someone attempting to start a vintage car.
3. A bathroom multitasking exercise. A shit and a wank performed simultaneously by someone with an extremely busy schedule.
4. To cry and wank at the same time.
1. After she kicked David in the balls his crank didn't work for 6 days.
2. I was so busy I had to perform a crank.
3. I was so busy a crank was the only option.
4. Dude 1: "Yeah, Adam was so in love with her he has a crank."
Dude 2: "NO FUCKING WAY! That's bad bro."
2. I was so busy I had to perform a crank.
3. I was so busy a crank was the only option.
4. Dude 1: "Yeah, Adam was so in love with her he has a crank."
Dude 2: "NO FUCKING WAY! That's bad bro."
Crank by Daniel Venning January 21, 2009
Related Words
Crank
Crank by bojanglesss October 19, 2010
Cranker
Cranker by Doggedbast22 December 17, 2014
crank that merry-go-round
To sit on one's knees encircled by a crowd of men, and stimulate their penises to the point of ejaculation.
"Snap and roll. I'm out of control, but I do my thing. Let's crank it, man. It's getting boogie, folk. Walk it on the floor. I yuh. And I yuh. Yes, I yuh until I can no longer superman those folks. Watch me crank it on the floor. Everyone, gather 'round as I'm about to crank that merry-go-round. And 'round we go, as I crank it in slow motion. I'm going to either snap or die. Snapstar, you already know."
crank that merry-go-round by 100 beers war April 21, 2008
Crank
Verb. Slang that implies the action of turning in a certain direction, usually used amongst friends by the person with the best idea of where the group or individual is headed.