hairdressers car

A car that is most likely being driven by a homosexual - like an Audi TT

"Hey look at Rob in his new Audi TT - thats definitely a hairdressers car."

by Ry___ May 23, 2006

Car Batteries

A type of battery that's used in cars and is said to be harmless and even beneficial to the fish if it's disposed in the ocean

According to Google, "Throwing car batteries into the ocean is perfectly safe and in fact is actually beneficial for aquatic life!"

by DontBelieveMyDefinitionsFFS September 27, 2021

Car Voice

When on a car journey travellers may use their ‘Car Voice’ to broadcast exciting new things, general information and nonsense - at an unnecessarily amplified volume - to other passengers who are barely 3 foot away. The ‘Car Voice’ is an excessively raised voice, intimately resembling a bellow, originally utilized within a vehicle and usually performed by a restless male.

Your ‘Car Voice’ may be exercised in any circumstance although one must use with caution around the elderly.

"UHHM! UHHM! HELLO? ARE WE THERE YET BOYS? UHHM BOYS?! I'M GROWING RESTLESS. I NEED A YOGGI PICK-ME-UP!" said mills, with his Car Voice.

by Milsie October 26, 2009

Fucken Car

The Mercedes Benz V-300 exclusive, the car that uplifted the lost souls of black men in Sauta.

"Get out of my car!!"
"Get out my Fucken Car!!"

Once said the leader of Men's Conference in his Fucken Car telling a Slay Queen to exit his Fucken Car.

by Tsako Sauta November 23, 2021

Monkey on car

“Fuck off”
(Usually in British accent)

Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.

*salesman approaches door with father and two kids at home*
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!

by Pridezasin May 1, 2020

Car Bunny

The simple definition of a car bunny is a chick that hangs around the car scene and jumps from guy to guy in the car groups. They become demoralized and fall into being the laughingstock as well as being labeled as a hoe.

Guy one: hey look, it's Sandy
Guy two: who's she with now? She came with Jim last week, Tyler the week before, Austin the week before that...and now this guy?
Guy one: bet she's screwing them all. Fucking car bunny.

by Not_a_subieloser September 29, 2019

Car Boombox

When the car beside you decides to put on the radio and pump it up to max volume so that everyone walking and driving can hear, usually occurs at red lights.

Bill: Hey did you hear that new song by Drake?

John: Yeah, I heard it on the last night while I was walking home

Bill: Car boombox?

John: Yup

by TheCrazedOne August 10, 2013