board whore

A member of the Board of a company that does not look out for the shareholders interest.

John was a board whore when he voted for the merger, knowing it would enrich him but stiff the average investor.

by Angry Stockholder November 24, 2015

Strategy Board

Group of coworkers/carpoolers that, while subordinate in rank to just about every other person in a company, knows exactly how the company should be run, who's incompetent, lazy or genius, who should be fired, etc. Highly sensitive to fairness, tardiness, language. If only the powers that be would consult them, the company would flourish. . .

Cuber A: Aye, how's it going?

Cuber B: Psssh, pretty good weekend, couldn't complain. Then, of course, had to endure a strategy board meeting the whole way in.

Cuber A: Get a car, man.

by CuberB January 17, 2010

song-boarding

Where a song is repeatedly played in a secluded room to drive someone nuts and confess. From water boarding.

When glueing him to his seat with chewing gum failed, we tried song-boarding him - his favourite Neil song. Within ten mins he went like, Ok, Ok, I'll tell you where I put the Doritos.

by vivauganda January 21, 2011

cleaning the floor boards

To eat a shaved pussy

to eat a shaved or clean pussy for example I was cleaning the floor boards last night

by Dawson420swagswagblazinheheh January 9, 2015

ghetto boarder

1) a word derived from dark skinned people who enjoy rap and enjoy skateboarding but do not want to be called skateboarders because of so many punk gay skaters that give them a bad name. they are therefore called ghetto boarders.

1)gay punk: "dude are u a skater" ghetto boarder: "nah man im not gay, but i do ghetto board." *punches punk in the head*

by Kurt O'Brien May 13, 2005

Doo Doo Boarding

Doo Doo Boarding is similar to the torture technique water boarding but instead of using a rag and water u simply put ur anus into the victims mouth and make sure u have consumed a massive ammount of chipotle, P.F. Changs and Taco Bell And maybe a little KFC To inhance Extra stanky doo doo butter A.K.A Diahrea The proccess is simple put ur anus into the mouth of the one being tortured and repeatally start dumpin ur doo doo sauce into the victims mouth and this will make her throw it back up into ur butt hole and repeat the process untill the victim speaks.-perfected by the old spice guy.

Johnny was totaly doo doo boarding his girlfriend untill she literaly barfed her own shit out because he found out she was cheating on him

by AdrianOnUD September 5, 2010

board 8

on gamefaqs, it is the summer contest 2004 board...known previously as summer contest 2002, summer contest 2003, spring 2004 contest. This board consists of fads, kirbies, ackbars, cat-girl lovers, and contests. The god of the board is known as Ultimaterializer...his opinion usually destroys noobs. Next in line is Tombs, Heroic Metool, Steinershocker, and Heroic Mario. The board's also known for trolls - Silencer S (now an ex-troll), shin ramza, Icehawk...people who think they are kings - Funkadelict (believes the only right opinion is him), the jp (calls himself a dictator of the board)...the intelligent people - Amazing Telephone (knows his games)...the jokers - Aeon Azuran, Steal This Account, Rei, GANON1025...and a few others.

The mod of the board is red13n. Whenever he's around, he marks things.

I declared this board to be board 8

by m a p l e j e t February 10, 2005