Blumpkin pie

When you recieve a blumpkin while eating some pumpkin pie.

I was so hungry and desperate that I needed a blumpkin pie

by AChan March 24, 2007

Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving dome while dropping a loaf in the countryside. Preferably from a family member.

George received a country blumpkin while at Ed's house in Harmony. It was the stinkiest blow job ever.

by Michael Osmolak April 11, 2008

Blumpkin

A Blumpkin is recieving oral intercourse while taking a shit

"yo i was getting a blumpkin in the outhouse the only thing is she didnt know it was a blumpkin.'

by BlumpkinKing July 15, 2009

Blumming

To screw up.
To screw someone in the ass
to screw someone over.

"Look at that guy, he's blumming Mike out of money for his kids"
"I wish Terri, Dennis,and Nick wouldnt have blummed me out of my Xbox 360"

by Mike T 26101 August 4, 2007

Blumpkini

A blumpkini is the act of peeing and pooping at the same time. Although this most commonly happens on the toilet, you can also perform a blumpkini in bed!

Peter- "Hey Emma, did you do number one or number two in the bathroom?

Emma- "I did both, in the form of a blumpkini!"

by Peter Bergstrom February 21, 2009

Double Blumpkin

While receiving a blumpkin, instead of using the toilet to release your shitty load, you use a female or male's mouth. While the other female or male covers the blowjob portion.

Erin and Aspen give a KILLER double blumpkin!

by Bigolfattiedoubleblumpkin January 2, 2009

A Blumpkin

While online gaming, killing an enemy whilst teabagging the previous kill.

Got him, teabagging. Oh shit there's another...I just got a blumpkin.

by TheHeya November 9, 2018