Sirius Black

Very VERY good looking friend of James Potter. He was originally James and Lily's scecret keeper, got dropped at the last minute, got framed for a bunch of murders, got sent to Azkaban, did the impossible and escaped, stalked his godson, Harry Potter, and bought him a really nice broomstick. Throughout all of this, he lost his hot-ness. So sad. Some people think he is dead, and I respect their opinion but they are wrong. He only fell behind the curtain thing-y. Note: A character is never dead unless you personally watch the breath of life leaving their body.

James - "Shut it, Sirius! I'm trying to be serious!"
Sirius - "You can't be serious, I'm Sirius!"
James - "Sirius, seriously, that joke is really old."
Sirius - "Seriously?"

by BenKwellerFoldsFive February 15, 2005

Suicidal/Depressive Black Metal (SDBM/DSBM)

A sub-genre of Black Metal which focuses on themes of suicide, anti-humanity, self-mutilation, negative energy, and emotional imbalance or unrest.

Some "well known" bands in this genre include: Xasthur, Burzum, Silencer, Make A Change... Kill Yourself, and Nocturnal Depression.

He killed himself while listening to Suicidal/Depressive Black Metal (SDBM/DSBM).

by GnostickNihilist23 October 11, 2008

Black Hand Slap

taking someone by the collar/turtle neck and slaping them back and forth with the top and under sides of your hand and saying saying bitch ass nigga over and over
sorta like the back hand slap, but with the words nigga, bitch, and ass in any sort of order, but must include the word nigga, i.e. the "black" hand slap

Nate: d00d jessica just broke up with me
Joe: so.....
Nate: *starts to cry*
Joe: *takes hand and graps nates shirt and starts Black Hand Slapping him* nigga, get your bitch ass together *x7 times*

by JOENDNATE July 17, 2007

go black swan

When something is so upsetting or frustrating it makes one want to stab oneself in the face, either literally or figuratively; reminiscent of a scene in the film 'Black Swan'.

Man, when Jenna was complaining about Mary I was about ready to go black swan.

Swear to god if I have to stand in line for one more minute I'm going to go black swan.

by Luudy January 15, 2011

my black

someone that is mysterious, yet attractive to you that made you want to know more about their world. even more, being a part of its world.

Is he your black?
Yes, he is my black.
- I want to be someone's black like she/he used to be

by pitpapitpiu January 7, 2021

calling in black

It's morning. You hate mornings. Scrolling the morning newsfeed, you read about another unarmed black man murdered by police and your blood begins to boil. You think about the blonde girl at the office (mis)using "woke" again and you start to get nauseated. This is when "Calling in Black" (with fever and nausea) can be the perfect solution.

Living While Black can take a toll. Sometimes you need a minute. Mmkay? That's when when "Calling in Black"

can be so clutch. 2) " Jamisa wants a three-day weekend, so she's calling in black on Monday morning"

by La'Shondra June 15, 2018

blactor

A contraction of the words "black" and "actor," signifying an actor of African-American descent.

Morgan Freeman is one of the best-used blactors we have in Hollywood.

by de Vries master December 30, 2005