by Jboatn July 17, 2022
Get the Jon boat cricket mug.A condition resulting from an extended period of behavioral ignorance that was supported and influenced by something other than what they thought at the time and not due to anything they actually did. Muppetry.
Lotta of these millenials have seriously overvalued their professional abilities post-pandemic. They think they can still work an hour a day from home and eat avocadoes and sip $11 mochas. This is all just a result of massive Fed liquidity. They’ve all got Muppet Bloat.
by CaptainHermosa October 28, 2022
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The act of using tin-foil to smoke methamphetamine. The user will cut or rip an elongated section of tin-foil, then slightly crease the middle of the foil strip, lengthwise. This creates a channel for the heated, liquefied methamphetamine to flow. Resulting in a shape that resembles the hull of a boat.
"Hey, I have to work the graveyard shift tonight, I need a chrome boat to help get through the night."
by Greaser13 November 20, 2022
Get the chrome boat mug.I told her that she should row a boat for Jeff and I. She did. It was awesome!
There were three guys on a business trip in a hotel room with one bed. In the morning, the man on the left said the he had dreamt about getting a hand job; the man on the right said that he also had; the man in the middle said that he had dreamt that he was rowing a boat.
There were three guys on a business trip in a hotel room with one bed. In the morning, the man on the left said the he had dreamt about getting a hand job; the man on the right said that he also had; the man in the middle said that he had dreamt that he was rowing a boat.
by Not Needed Information (: May 27, 2009
Get the Row A Boat mug.The act of eating way too much at dinner and yet still going out in public, all the while feeling pudgy, swollen, bloated and/or fat.
We ate a huge dinner at that Italian place. We could barely move we were so stuffed. But it was her birthday so we all agreed we'd just go rockin' the bloat.
by brooklynbri May 1, 2010
Get the Rockin' The Bloat mug.The act of putting two women next to each other and motorboating between the innermost breasts while fondling the outermost breasts. It is called this because a jet boat is far superior to a motorboat and there are four breasts involved.
by ChazWski March 27, 2015
Get the Quadruple Jet Boat mug.Derived from the phallic appearance of the yellow tubes carrying riders pulled by a boat that look like giant bananas. Thus a banana boat ride can be a euphemism for sex. Ergo, slang for sex with a Mexican man, usually associated with a tourist in Mexico having sex with a local man on vacation
While on vacation in Mexico, James invited Ricardo back to his hotel room for a Mexican banana boat ride.
by napajoe December 6, 2017
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