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Awkward Turtle

Informal sign language gesture meant to convey awkwardness of the person making the sign, usually in a group conversation that takes place face-to-face.

Can be used to show awkwardness regarding many things, like abrupt changes in conversation topic, sudden hit on the opposite sex, anything in the TMI realm, etc.

The sign is made by placing the left hand out flat, in front of you, palm down, thumb sticking out to the right. The right hand is then put directly on top of the left hand, palm down, with the thumb pointing to the left. Both thumbs are then moved back and forth to mimic the fins of a swimming sea turtle.

Make the sign a few inches in front of your stomach, not to far away from your body.
Alan: "So, THEN what happened?"
Jill: "Our guide quickly fixed my harness, and we zipped to the next tree in the rain forest."
Rob:" That is totally cool! How far up were you?"
Jill: "At least 200 feet. Sometimes more. The whole thing was over a mile long. Took us hours."
Alan: "Tell me you weren't scared, and I'll call you a liar."
Jill: "Well I..."
Edward: "Your Facebook photo is pretty."
Rob: <awkward turtle>
by citiz3n February 22, 2010
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awkward sexy

When one finds a naturally awkward moment or person to be sexually appealing and exciting. This word can easily be used to replace the word dirty (when using the word dirt in a sexual way)
That boy has on really tight jeans but a really big ass_ that's awkward sexy or I was hit on by an 18 year old freshmen who was wearing only boxers, I felt awkward sexy.
by v-rondi March 21, 2007
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awkward cow

This is only to be used when a situation is extremely awkward. This is a step up from an awkward turtle. When someone says something so unbearable, you put out your pointer and pink finger. (the rock on sign upside down and have an on looker milk those fingers as if they were utters.
suzy: i lost my virginity in the back of a ford.
chuck: BRO. MILK MY AWKWARD COW.
by brittany ballin July 1, 2008
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Awkward Butterfly

Like the awkward turtle, but when the person walks away after being awkward.

Take both hands and flutter your fingers depending on how awkward the situatuion is.
Taylor: What the hell did that bitch just say? Can we please walk away?
Courtney: *awkward butterfly*
by ChuChuKitty April 17, 2010
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Awkward

Embarrassing and requiring great tact or skill to resolve.

When you are in a car with your group of blackout friends, being taken home by a really hot guy, when one of your friends starts yelling that he should make-out and finger you.
Sara: Hey Ricky, Meghan is hot! Make-out and finger her! Make-out and finger her!!!

Meghan: My life is Awkward...

Ricky:Awkward...
by SB-Bawsses March 2, 2011
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award

Stands for being :
Assraped With A Rotating Device.
Usually enjoyed by a fgusc or tom woods
Man Tom woods is such an unpopular fgusc i bet he lives to collect awards.
by Burrett September 26, 2004
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awkward pun

a add on joke that causes everyone to be silent
when someone makes a joke and someone tries to make a joke but causes everyone to stop laughing causing the awkward pun
by qazwsxesa October 22, 2009
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