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Peter Pan-African 

A Black American who believes in a delusional form of Pan-Africanism characterized by the belief in the fairytale of a unified, utopian pre-colonial Africa. They have low self-esteem and deny that Black Americans are a distinct ethnicity. Driven by an insatiable need for validation from modern day Africans, they revere them as if they are their ‘ancestors’.

They are ashamed of being American, despite pioneering the ideology. Historically, the vast majority of Black-American icons are proud Americans as millions have fought and played a key role in the foundation of America. They often are accompanied by 'off-Black Americans' who not only attempt to pass themselves off as the ‘non-existent’ Black-American ethnic group, but also maintain their own sense of ethnic pride from their homeland while simultaneously pledging allegiance to the very state they call imperialist, exploitative, and genocidal. This is seldom addressed by Peter Pan-Africans, temporarily displaced possession of a continent they’ve had no connection to for nearly half a millenia.

Peter Pan-Africans suffer separation anxiety, and were traumatized when momma Africa sent them out on a trip for ‘cigarettes’ and never came back for them. Their identity is rooted in perpetual infantilization--Black-American cultural accomplishments are reduced to merely being derivative from the continent. These lost people are acrimonious to Black-Americans who have grown beyond their fantastical ethnic dysphoria.
Peter Pan-African: "African Americans are not an ethnic group".
Normal Human: "Man, he wants to run away to Africa---he a Peter Pan-African."
Peter Pan-African by Wordsmith96 January 7, 2023

North African Bridge

When 2 adults male dock (like in the therm Penis Docking) a Merguez Sausage from both ends. The results is a North African Bridge.
Dude 1 : "Hey man ! Look at those delicious spicy merguez sausage I bought from the store down the street !
Dude 2 : "Wow man, we should dock it from both ends and create a magnificent North African Bridge for everyone to

see! "
Dude 1 : "Of course bro ! Why do you think I bought them ! "
North African Bridge by Swissaim February 22, 2018

I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother 

Something someone said that deserves a definition of it's own. Truly a masterpiece of the english language.
Originally found in the definition of fo' shizzle my nizzle.
Fo' shizzle m- I mean, I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother.

fellow african american 

Barack Obama "hello my Fellow African Americans"

South African Backflip 

The act of having your Partner lay down underneath a tall table while you stand on top of the table naked and without warning you attempt a backflip off the table and try to land inside your partner.

This will usually end in a broken dick and a ton of screaming.

Extra Points for actually making it in your partner.
" Dude I saw the Ambulance at your house last night, what happened?"

" I tried to do a south african backflip, but I missed.

Semi-automatic African Nipple Rockets 

A very large african american women with big nipples that, if provoked, will immediately result in rockets flying out of the nipples. (in semi-automatic form)
Coach: ROCHELLE! WATCH OUT FOR THAT ZOMBIE!!11!!1!
Rochelle: OH LAWDS MAH SEMI-AUTOMATIC AFRICAN NIPPLE ROCKETS BE FIREN!!!!!1
Ellis: OOOOO SHI-