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I got an erection

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What happens when you have a hand fetish since you were a kid and you happen to have a deadly cat who can explode people like shigechi
A duwang citizen: When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book. The first time i saw her with hands on her knee how do i say this, i got an erection
by Random gay dude April 16, 2022
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erection

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OH MY LORD! is that an erection he is sporting?
by Iain March 5, 2003
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Erect Nipples

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Where your fucking cold or you have the gay-ass goose bumps, your nipples get fucking hard and pointy. Sometimes called pointy toys.
Man 1 "Dude did you see that slut with the pointy toys?" Man 2 "yeah you could see them through her white wet shirt!"
by Nipplewomen July 18, 2005
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Erectspectations

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To have an expectation that your partner can get an erection at the drop of a hat.
I cant deal with Sandy anymore, her erectspectations are to high. she treats me like a piece of meat
by jphkelowna September 8, 2010
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Ereyk

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Ereyk is a name that is vastly unique. Ereyks of the world loves their jobs and do them well. They love can take on tasks of many kind and handle them with the greatest of ease. Ereyks love children, even those that are no their own. They love the military and join because they want to serve a purpose in the world.

Ereyks are handsome and cocky. They know they look good when they try. Ereyks of the world love beanies and anything "skater" . Ereyks are sexier than most and know they can score any one woman they set their eyes on .
Ereyk- " Im too sexy for my uniform, Im so sexy it hurts . "
by ereyksgirl January 9, 2011
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Erektion

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player 2: STOP KILLING ME MEANIE
player 1: WOO I GOT A EREKTION
by PelOs June 8, 2014
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Erectricution

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The act of strapping a source of electricity to man’s shaft and cranking up the current. It is used as both a form of torture and foreplay.
Person 1: Honey, you up for some Erectricution tonight?

Person 2: I’m gonna have to pass, the electricity burns are still there from our last erectricution session.
by Legalize_Domestic_Abuse January 23, 2020
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