Smart tard

Timmy the handicapped boy goes to work everyday and does his job well, he sure is a smart tard! ;)
by jphkelowna May 13, 2010
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Erectspectations

To have an expectation that your partner can get an erection at the drop of a hat.
I cant deal with Sandy anymore, her erectspectations are to high. she treats me like a piece of meat
by jphkelowna September 08, 2010
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