A tall brown skin boy with curly-ish hair. Very goofy and plays either football or basketball
He should date a K
He should date a K
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by ᛗᚤᛋᛏᛖᚱᛁᛟᚢᛋ ᚾᛁᚷᚺᛏ May 20, 2022
Get the Kim Jong Un mug.Ciaran jones is the most handsome and sexually pleasing person you will ever meet, Ciaran will spit on you to loob you up and then completely plow you for hours. he has a gorgeous smile and is tall dark and handsome he is also good with kids (like very good). he is open to pegging and is so attractive to all genders, he makes lesbians have second thoughts. his testicles are filled to the brim with spunk its like and ice cream machine and boy is it a hot day. if he was an ice cream hed be a lolly ice because he is so tasty to suck.
woah Ciaran Jones is it all in yet? oh ok how disappointing.
Ciaran Jones do you ever clean your arse?
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Ciaran Jones do you ever clean your arse?
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Hey my nigga did you see that dude do a double back flip while kicking 2 dudes in the face that shit was Cuddy-Jones.
That niggas lyrics are hella Cuddy-Jones, this is the new cut.
That niggas is hellza Poppin Cuddy-Jones.
That niggas lyrics are hella Cuddy-Jones, this is the new cut.
That niggas is hellza Poppin Cuddy-Jones.
by Budzy42020 June 4, 2022
Get the Cuddy-Jones mug.A posh wank, wherein a woman jerks you off whilst wearing an inverted ribbed condom (for your pleasure), and after ejaculation, she presents you with a cigarette and lights it for you.
Friend: "What did you get up to last night?"
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."
"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."
"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
by qönathynn June 5, 2022
Get the posh jonathon mug.on jones is a way of affirming that what you or somebody else is saying is true. very similar to saying "on god" except jones is stronger and more powerful than god so it's more meaningful. other common uses are "on my sister" "on jewbird" "on gang" among others..
<person1> yo michael buble's voice is like listening to a thousand angels singing at once
<person2> on jones my dude
<person2> on jones my dude
by chunky111 June 7, 2022
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