Whack-A-Mole Shit Show

Adjective, Noun or Adverb:
When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.

After multiple quarters were sunk into the game, Kat realized she could catch but not harm the Whack-A-Mole. She walked away shaking her head and rubbing her face, acknowledging the exhaustive power of the Shit Show. Curse you, Whack-A-Mole Shit Show!!!"

by JustAHappyCamper January 12, 2021

smashed whacked

the act of being extremely smashed (drunk) and also extremely whacked (stone)

me and Crabberz got that smashed whacked last night, was spacey as

by krillf_man9 June 20, 2016

Sack whack

A whack to a guy’s sack

Mike- Hey Tyler.
Tyler- Yeah?
Mike- SACK WHACK!!
Tyler- OOOHHHHH!!!!!
Mike- HAHAHAHAHA
Tyler- Oh you think that’s funny, huh? DOUBLE SACK WHACK!!!
Mike- (High pitched groan in pain)
James- SACK WHACK (to Mike) AND DOUBLE SACK WHACK (to Tyler)
Tyler and Mike- I wanna die!!!

by ShamanViking September 9, 2020

Whack

The application of the death penalty.

The criminal was whacked for federal attempted murder.

by ScienceBurt January 20, 2020

Whack

Intimate female body smell

I wanna smell your whack.

by StrangeDays September 7, 2025

banstick whack

In message boards, when a person is banned, usually permabanned.

GNAA: OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Moderator: Don't make me banstick whack you.

by OLOL January 27, 2007

Whack Catcher

That device or method used by a dude to catch the output of a fantastic whack session. Commonly fulfilled by a sock in adolescence due to its ability to hide the evidence in the laundry.

Paul is home alone tonight, but I see he's got a box of Puffs around to use as a whack catcher.

by BlowFelt July 20, 2011