Weiner sock

when the boxers are stuck together to Ur Penis

oh Shit man

What?

i have a weiner sock

by i killed the jewz June 3, 2017

weight lazy

A person who is too lazy to change the weights on a machine from the previous user. It doesn't matter whether the weight is too heavy or too light, it is too much work to change it. gym, gym nod, weightlifting, free weights, nautilus, exercise, health club, body builder, muscles, bench press, cardio, biceps, triceps, squat, running, jogging

I have gotten out of my routine because I am so weight lazy. One day I'll do 15lb bicep curls, the next day I'll do 30lb curls because I'm too lazy to change the weights on the nautilus machine.

by joecoolthefool July 16, 2017

weiner fan

The weiner fan is when a man gets picks up a hooker and when they're alone and ready to go she'll kneel and the man will spin his penis like a fan, smacking her face multiple times in a row.

"Yo my dude i just weiner fanned his slut last night"

by The Moist Sausage February 3, 2018

Weinabetes

One who does not get enough satisfaction from masturbation, and must satisfy himself through the act of giving other men orgasms.

Tommy's weinabetes has taken a turn for the worse. Last night he had to beat off six guys just to take the edge off.

by Meathammer64 February 21, 2018

Weiner bros

Kissing the same girl as one of your friends.

You missed Liz too? We're Weiner Bros!!!

by Beercules_Bro May 8, 2018

Weight nig

A hierarchical social caste of the drug trading network in the United States of America. A weight nig works hard to push large weights of drugs (primarily marijuana) at the local level, serving as a crossroads between the common public and the organized drug traffickers. Weight nigs have the unique ability to always reappear as a completely new human being every time the police arrest or kill weight nigs.

A: Psst! Hey, can you get me like an ounce of weed and 5 g of GHB tonight?
B: Uh, my usual guy was arrested, so I can't help much.
A: C'mon dude! I know you just bought him!
B: Hey, PSST! I ain't no weight nig, he was! Fuck off!!

by National Drugsgraphic August 18, 2018

Weight plate

A device that displays the weight of something.

How much does this thing weigh?
I don't know my guy, toss it on the weight plate to find out.

by the_carcovascilinitist September 10, 2018