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Wiener Wanker

That guy has surpassed being a douche bag and dove straight into being a wiener wanker.
by Jaime Boots September 14, 2011
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Dongle Wander

Noun; phrase. The progression of free-ballin it. A condition in which the dongle migrates far out of the scheduled or preferred area due to improper containment. Often leads to severe dick lash or other complications.
"I have to wear boxers from now on because of all the dongle wander."
"Nah man, I've gotta fix this dongle wander."
by MASPONIE November 18, 2011
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promo wanker

A promo wanker is an annoying skid mark from the underpants of society who will stop at nothing to get people to attend their nightclub's event. Usually a seedy male or a slutty female. They are the epitome of low and will not believe that their job is not a real one.
Oh I've got 23 notifications on facebook.

Wow. They are all invites. I Hate promo wankers!!
by Cockney46 April 22, 2014
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The almost universal condition that Mexican women suffer from. Characterized by one or more teeth that has "wandered" from it's intended position in the women's mouth. Abbreviation: M.W.T.S.
She's pretty hot but she's got Mexican Wandering Tooth Syndrome.
by chammy the Mexican shammy July 15, 2014
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Plank-Wanker

An insult for a snow skier.
Get outta my way you damn plank-wanker, I'm tryna shred.
by lady killaz January 20, 2016
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goof wanker

Jordan C. is such a goof wanker
by dannymo123 April 19, 2016
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knuckleball wanker

Someone who reckons they're the next reckoning of Cristiano Ronaldo because they once hit a football that moved a bit in the air
'Salim has started wearing Nike Hypervenoms because he reckons he's good enough to play professional football.'
'What a knuckleball wanker!'
by MaliaMadness2020 July 15, 2016
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