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Honeymoon trail 

The female version of the happy trail, brandished by a woman truly confident in her body.
Friend: My girl is shaved clean as a dolphin.
Me: That's wack, I'd rather follow the honeymoon trail to the magic forest.

Snail Trail

Noun snail trailing verb Derived from the slimy residue left from from a snail, ‘snail trail’ is a literal or proverbial trail of a man or men’s recently deposited sperm left by the receptive sexual partner. The term connotes recent sexual intercourse involving a person of any gender taking a man’s cum load in the anus or vagina. The resulting ‘trail’ refers to the inadvertent and public leakage of sperm from the anus or vaginasee creampie.

Usually in the proverbially use, the term denotes promiscuity, while the literal is both evidence of promiscuity and questionable decision making.
Female example- “Since she got married and became someone’s mother, Regina is so quick to chastise people for having sex outside of relationships… but, I was her college roommate. That girl was as loose as they come, *snail trailing* from frat house to frat house letting any dude over 6’1 and car jizz in her. The only things pass her lips for 4 years (and an extra semester) was plan B, bad pizza, Keystone Light, and unwashed frat dick.”

Male example - “ I ran into that big dick jerk who ghosted me in the locker room… before I knew it he was breeding me in the shower stall. I forgot to put on underwear this morning, so now I’m wearing basketball shorts on the subway leaving behind a *snail trail* of his baby gravy and my dignity.“
Snail Trail by IvyJockNYC August 22, 2023

Ohio Trail Mix

When a Very over weight woman has dingle berrys (shit clumps)scabs, yeast Infection and crumbs from her hourly meal in her pubic hair as a meal for her fat loving lover
Kenneth/"Dude last night I ate Gertrude's Ohio Trail Mix that shit was delicious!" David/"Bro scrape off a bag for me next time!"
Ohio Trail Mix by Smube December 26, 2023

Snicker Trail 

An over ran FOURTH POINT OF CONTACT of milk chocolate, soft nougat, and chunks of peanut.

Not wiping properly after a healthy BM, post-shower, and insisting your partner performs their famous anal CULK SMASH. Not knowing they're headed down a filthy path.
Dude, when Khloe got out of the shower she told me to come up and fuck her in the ass. What she forgot to mention was that she took a fresh shit AFTER the shower! Who does that?! She looked back at me and said, "Welcome to the Snicker Trail! Your peanut allergy is most welcome!" Luckily I had my EpiPen.
Snicker Trail by Jberry0816 January 13, 2024

Turkey Trail

A poorly maintained and rough road, which appears to be more suited for wildlife than vehicles.
"We had to take the back route home, but it was such a turkey trail that we felt like we were off-roading the entire way."
Turkey Trail by Carboy512 December 5, 2024

Snail Trail

A chick that's hair always looks like a cat has been sucking on it, super scandalous, likes to take things that dont belong to her, and sell them on Facebook, talks like she's a gangster from Beverly Hills(yes, that fake!)Voice that is like nails on a chalkboard, a complete nasty skanky, skeezy, slut that is as dumb as a box of rocks!
She is nasty and slimy like a snail trail, believe me!
Snail Trail by Relaxitwonttear April 4, 2024