Tierd 

blow my fucking brains out. I'll make it look like a suicide, I just can't take this pain anymore please just end it, it hurts. I just want to die but I can't. Oh fuck this hurts please, please kill me.

friend: you ok?
Me: I'm just tierd

Tierd by Yaboi_J August 6, 2020

Tirelo 

Tirelo is a vernacular name from the language Tswana found in Southern Africa. It means service of the Lord and a Tirelo is one fun kind of person you want in your life because they never run out of humor even though they have their bad days but they will still make the sun shine for you. A blessing in disguise full of love and positivity. The type to care for others regardless of what they done. A peculiar personality you can rarely find on earth anymore, some might even say a rare breed of humanity.

Tirelo can be used in a vernacular sentence speaking the South African language Tswana.

"Tirelo ena etla tsamaya sentle"
This service shall go well

" Modimo otla tshegofatsa tirelo ya rona ka botlalo"
The Lord shall bless our service fully

Tirelo by Trody 21 November 24, 2021

Bald Tires

1) The last resort booty-call.

2) Something you continue to drive on even though it could fail at any moment.

Guy A: "Yeah, I texted all my usual booty-calls but none of them replied. I'm going to have to resort to my bald tires."

Guy B: "What? There's like a 50% chance that's going to be a massive fail."

Guy A: "I'm desperate, man. I got no other choice."

Bald Tires by Mamolee April 9, 2017

test those tires 

1. To have sex.
2. To engage in a sexual act.
3. To go for a ride (on me).

derived originally from: condoms=rubber=tire

"So, if you want to test those tires, you can stay over at my place."

test those tires by H. Heckubah July 19, 2006

[You-Tube Tied]

The situation in which you are so distracted with vids on youtube,you aren't aware of whats going on around you.

Guy 1: Dude did you get my texts last night? Guy 2: No,I was at my computer the whole time,sorry I was You-Tube Tied

[You-Tube Tied] by zilchoboy January 17, 2010

Alaskan flat tire 

A dog that is either lazy, injured, crippled, or dead. This comes from the fact that dog sleds are a well-known form of transportation in Alaska and that if anything bad were to happen to any one of the sled dogs, well, you know, the sled would falter like a car with a flat tire.

"Fuck, my dog's leg just broke! I've got an Alaskan flat tire here and I need to rush him to the vet fast!"

OR

"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"

Alaskan flat tire by Terminus_Est August 1, 2016

tire fire 

The act of two heavily obese persons having sexual intercourse with such vigor and friction that two spare tires create a blaze of fire.

That's a tire fire waiting to happen.

tire fire by Luffa October 16, 2008