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what retarded 14 year old kids write to say they're "tired" in an attempt to look "cool" or "1337", but they end up looking like a dyslexic piece of poser shit.
myspace update:W0W 1M $0 tierd!!!111ONEONE!1
me and anyone else with a decent understanding of grammar or with a brain:just stop it PLEASE.lrn2spellcheck.
tierd by budda121 May 27, 2009
blow my fucking brains out. I'll make it look like a suicide, I just can't take this pain anymore please just end it, it hurts. I just want to die but I can't. Oh fuck this hurts please, please kill me.
friend: you ok?
Me: I'm just tierd
Tierd by Yaboi_J August 6, 2020
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When the person putting on a meeting can't spell
Tierd by missamaury May 16, 2018
Guy on his back, wrists tied together in front of him, ankles tied, and then wrists and ankles tied together. This is opposite of a hogtie. Mostly guys are tied in this position, most of the time stripped to there underwear.
John was pig tied in the locker room, by some football players after he insulted mikes girl friend.
pig tied by Stacie circius January 27, 2014

Top Tier Face 

The Queen of rap Onika Tanya Maraj PERIODTT👑👑
“Bodies a wonderland, my face is top tier” ~ Idol by BTS and Nicki Minaj go stream it!!!

Nicki Minaj’s has a beautiful top tier face
Top Tier Face by Barb nation January 1, 2021

God tier 

Something that has such superiority and intellectual power that it simply cannot be expressed any other way than "God tier."
Person #1-yo watch me do a triple back flip handspring without using my legs *does it*

Person #2-that was some god tier shit Yo do it again
God tier by ʎǝlpɐɹq July 4, 2018

ghosting a terd 

The act of sitting on toilet flushing then dropping the terd before the flush is complet thus the flush sucks terd down before you wipe
Bill loves "ghosting a terd" after chilli night so that he doesn't offend anyones delicet nasal passages.
ghosting a terd by ghost king March 17, 2014
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