vag-collector

A player that hooks up with women, solely to "be the very best, like no one ever was". Just like in Pokémon, where the player collects badges; the vag-collector collects vaginas.

Girl 1: Hey this cute guy asked me out, should I go out with him?
Girl 2: Don't bother, you're just a number to him; he's a total vag-collector.

by Slinky Pie November 11, 2017

vag-i-ness

Having the incessant ambiance of vagina. It generally refers to a dude who lacks dude qualities.

Yeah, bro... it's a sausage party, but Paul's complete vag-i-ness keeps the whole thing balanced.

by The British Guy February 24, 2009

Vag Jell-O

Well you can probably guess just from the word itself.

It's the white or Clear substance that comes out of the Vagina, usually during arousal or doing/before a menstrual cycle.

I had to change my pantaloons several times last night because I had to much Vag Jell-O!

by TheFutureStark July 17, 2018

vag-oplasty

Having your vagina touched up...
Meant as an insult.

Hey Dude, How did your Vag-oplasty go? Douchebag.

by A.E.M.D. January 23, 2008

Vag pal

A close relationship between two heterosexual females or the female equivalent of a bromance

Cathy and Heather and really into each other. They are such vag pals.

by L2deuce August 7, 2012

Mission Vag Cig

A type of quest or journey in which the end goal is attaining a dirty stanky kukki vagina that has reached vag cig status. A cunthole that smells like a cigarette. Usually from a woman who smokes or a woman whose beaver box has had lit cigarettes places in it and or a lot of cig smoke blown into it.

The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.

Kukki Nig: hows that poon hunting goin dawg?

Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.

by ballplayer182 August 11, 2022

Vag Scoop

The act of taking ones hand and quickly "scooping" anothers vag in anger, retaliation, or just for the hell of it. It is synonoumus with "sack tapping", (but for chicks).

"I vag scooped Brandi, and now she has the whole cheer squad trying to vag scoop me"

by illegally_sexy August 18, 2011