squirrel mating

The act of having sex upside down in a closet.

Omg, did you know that Regina and Kade squirrel mated at the party last night?
WTF, get out, we're squirrel mating right now.

by siprofesora November 23, 2016

Squirty Patertie

The sexual act of the woman having explosive diarrhea on the mans penis, using the fecal matter as lubricant, then proceeding to have rough vaginal sex.

I slipped Jenny laxatives in her orange juice at lunch, when we get to her house we can squirty patertie.

by Alabama Hotpocket God January 29, 2017

squirrelsexual

When you'resexually attracted to squirrels. Doesn't matter the gender.

Damn that squirrel over there is hot, im so squirrelsexual.
Why are you so squirrelsexual my dude.
BOI!! YOU’RE SO squirrelsexual.

by Bryyscolaa January 23, 2018

squirrel shower

A type of shower in which no shampoo, soap, or any other cleaning thing is used.

The $&@&ing hotel was out of soap and shampoo so I took a quick squirrel shower.

by Gian Luca’s March 10, 2018

Squirrel cheekin’

When a girl puts the whole male sack in her mouth and moves each nut to one side of her mouth.

Damn that girl gave me the best squirrel Cheekin’ Of my life last night

by Brice Thomas/Sean Turner August 4, 2018

Squirt Gun Jelly

The name that rapper Machine Gun Kelly should actually go by.

Maaaaaaan, did you see that Em diss that Squirt Gun Jelly just dropped, Shady's going to annihilate him!

by GReddyTalon September 7, 2018

Squirrelwhal

A half squirrelicorn and half narwhal from middleschoolian culture

“ that squirrelwhal scared me as to how much it smelt”

by Sb55555 October 7, 2018