Lambo frog squat

The lambo frog squat is where you squat on your heel whilst man spreading, This gives the shape of a frog.

Bro she was "Lambo frog squatting" on it.

by TheLamboontop March 31, 2025

emotional squatting

When someone moves into your emotional space like it’s rent-free real estate, dumps all their unresolved childhood trauma in your living room, pisses on your peace, and calls it “being vulnerable.”
They expect full-time emotional labor, sympathy on demand, and spiritual room service — while giving absolutely nothing back.
You’re not a therapist, not their mom, not a fucking Airbnb for broken people. But somehow you ended up hosting their mental meltdown with a smile.

Every time Jenna breaks up with Kyle, she calls me crying at 2 a.m. like I’m her therapist. Bro, that’s emotional squatting.

by Timur Z April 4, 2025

Shanghai Squat

When using a public restroom, the action of squatting over a toilet so your butt does not touch the seat. “Shanghai” referring to the toilets that are used in Shanghai china where the toilet is built into the floor and you squat over it to do your buisness.

I went to use the bathroom but the seat was gross, so I used the Shanghai squat to not touch the seat.

by Tom Rob April 12, 2024

Squatted truck

A vehicle that’s front end is lifted much higher in the front than the back. Always driven by teenage broccoli haired kids, that are in denial about their sexuality, and have a burning urge to put male genitalia in their mouth.

Woah Brayden, check out that squatted truck! Yo Jackson, we finna slide down to tha squatted truck meet and cruise for dudes!

by Miles the great February 19, 2024

Tamagotchi Squat

It's an Asian squat while playing games on a handheld device.

Every time I see my wife in the kitchen, she's pullin a Tamagotchi Squat.

by David from Cumming February 26, 2024

The Homosexual Squat

Sitting/squatting with your legs together, arms at your sides, back slightly arched but otherwise good posture. It's a compact pose.

"Oh no, Mikey's doing the homosexual squat again."

"Fellas, is it gay to sit?"
"Only if you're doing the homosexual squat like Nicole over there."

by nic.mp3 March 20, 2024

judo squat

when a judo instructor poop while you are sparring

person 1: I took my first judo lesson

person2: how did it go?
person 1: Half way through sparring I felt some brown sludge

person 2: you definitely experienced a judo squat

by come hawk March 20, 2024