Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.

A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.

by Wolga March 29, 2023

Farmer Smart

(Not literally always a farmer) Someone who possesses extreme knowledge whether specified or broad about fairly technical subjects, but does not come off that way or wish to appear that way (whether: out of pure heart, purposely keeping away extreme Capitalists' interests, protecting their home or identity, or out of intrinsic value to internal peace).

She doesn't hang out with idiots and finds other intellectuals annoying, she must be farmer smart.

by Saviii January 23, 2023

everything smart

Everything smart is when you’re not only gifted in one subject but all of them. like math, english, science ect.

some girls are math smart and science smart but i’m everything smart

by materialistic personality February 3, 2023

Smart dumbass

Someone who is dumb but is smart enough to realize they are dumb

Not to be confused with smartass

“Man how did I get that wrong I am so fucking stupid”

“Hey at least your a smart dumbass and not just a regular one”

by Whhwhwhwhss October 11, 2023

them smart n***** on netflix

Synonym of the show, "The Big Bang Theory"

Yo, them smart n***** on netflix is a good ass show

by trustmeitsreal November 29, 2023

Smart Cooler

A smart person with a cool head, no temper.

"You're such a smart Cooler!"

by Mister Pain November 30, 2023

Smart bank

Apparently a smart bank doesn't pay out any money.

Did you see how smart bank didn't pay out any money? Yes, I saw that no money was paid out from smart bank.

by Patrick the Starfish001 December 2, 2023