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Robert

dumb idiot who is a fucking cheater in everything he is a piece of shit and an annoying dumb gay ass
That guy is a bastard he must be a robert
by Dumbass mother father April 5, 2015
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robe

Wrongly used as an alternative to dressing gown by Americans, a fancier version of a dressing gown mainly worn by the upper class
Whilst staying at the playboy mansion I received a free robe to wear there
by delahunty1000 May 19, 2015
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robert

a big d bag who is whipped and a big faggit towards everybody he will ditch on command from his dictator
yo man id hate have a girl and be like robert, that shits weak
by almost easy bitch January 29, 2008
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Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson did a wonderful acting job playing Cedric Diggory in "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire", but lost copious amounts of respect when he gained the role of Edward Cullen in the "Twilight" series.

He is mildly attractive, but the raging fangirls bring his hotness level from a 9 to a 4.
Girl 1: OMG Robert Pattinson is sooo hot!

Girl 2: Yeah, he did a great job in Harry Potter!

Girl 1: You mean in Twilight?

Girl 2: ....no.
by Kaffro March 30, 2010
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Robert Green

Background: Robert Green is known infamously as the goalie who let up the softest goal from USA player Clint Dempsey in the World Cup.

Definition: When a sports player lets up an easy goal to the opposing team leading everybody to hating you and your stupid fuck up.
Dude 1: Hey how was your game?

Dude 2: Fucking terrible! In the second half our goalie pulled a Robert Green!
by The Greenback June 21, 2010
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Robbelution

N. Social Movement founded in 2005 by an incredibly gaunt, yet wily leader, this new movement called for radical changes in student life such as total and complete dedication to schoolwork. It also spearheaded the abolishing of any and all social interactions that might hamper the course of such said dedication. It was through this method that he hoped all students would enjoy academic success.

However, not just anyone could claim membership. Admittance into such a group was solely based upon academic standards, and the Robbelution could boast some of the most selective and elite membership. It soon grew popular and grew to rival the power (and the corruption) of the Catholic Church

After the initial declaration, the Robelution found incredible Resistance from an anonymous counter-Robbelutionary said to be strategically covered in hair to fight off the harsh Cuban winters. It was this man that was said to be immune to the leader’s wiliness, oftentimes demonstrating it by getting inside the leader’s pants.

However the Robbelution did not end due to the counter-Robbelutionary .ended officially ended on a warm spring day in April 2006 when the honorable leader was actually found to be “having a good time…” not studying. Even his most profound admirers could not help but scream blasphemy.

It was then clear that the Robbelution was over. However, it is even clearer that its legacy will live on in the short term memory of those dumbasses that choose to read and/or believe this.
"Join the Robbelution or perish!"
by Justafa Boc April 30, 2006
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An expression used when you were given a really nice blow job or basically given some really nice action involving the penis.
George: Hey, guess what?

Daniel: What?

George: Last night, your mom robbed my dick like Dick Robinson!!!
by 65846 July 5, 2010
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